You all suck!

[Logical Nonsense]

you suck! he sucks! she sucks! everyone sucks! everything sucks! stoopid dummy poopoo head! i winz!















there, now lets get Rants and Raves hopping again!

 

[Austin Powers]

lol remind me how old are you again ?

 

[Logical Nonsense]

old enough to know that so-and-so is the best mod ever and that whatchamacallit sucks!

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... Australia sucks

 

[Austin Powers]

lol australia sux ? we live surrounded but the worlds most deadliest animals and yet we kick ***. When we play football/hand egg we dont need no ***** padding and we had the best man alive STEVE IRWIN!!!! checkmate.

 

[Logical Nonsense]

your best man alive was killed by a fish. and, i dont think you can claim to kick *** by living in a country where 98% of everything can kill you, then you make a TV show about pissing it off!

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Australia! Where the men are men! The women are men! and the kangaroos are scared!

 

[Austin Powers]

your best man alive was killed by a fish. and, i dont think you can claim to kick *** by living in a country where 98% of everything can kill you, then you make a TV show about pissing it off!

thats how bad *** we are . we dont do shoots from afar we go up close poke them with a stick and then drink a nice cold beer to celebrate how bad *** we are lol

 

[Logical Nonsense]

Spiders of Australia with information and pictures

**** that! burn that whole damn place to the ground!

 

[Artemys]

This: Spiders Overrun Flooded Australian City

 

[Austin Powers]

lol thats nothing. We get reports of crocodiles roaming the streets up in the tropics ( north qld where i live ). and on the lighter side :

 

[loranthent]

ROFL! You two made my day! xD

 

[Carbon-xYz]

Banned - failed to resolve dispute - http://www.epicnpc.com/active-disputes/536639-carbon-xyz-mia.html

Oh man chops.. To hell with your arachnid population. Idgaf who you are, nobody.. i mean nobody runs up and pokes this ****er

and then calmly watches it while drinking a bear celebrating how bad *** they are.. That **** would eat you, it would eat you and then it would call its buddies and they would make a home out of ur remains, then they'd call their other friends over and theyd calmly watch your dead body while eating flys celebrating how bad *** they are.

 

[Logical Nonsense]

Australia has a spider whos bite is so bad ***, that it doesnt need poison, but it has it! its mandibles are so strong it can bite through your toenail... you swing a shoe at that thing and it takes the shoe from you, smacks you with it, and calls you a ***** while you stand there crying.

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National Geographic - Poisonous Spider (Sydney Funnel Web)

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http://www.geekosystem.com/pink-slugs/

as a matter of fact, can a mod just change the name of this thread to "Screw Australia, that place is just freaky"

 

[Austin Powers]

well time to end this war shall we.

we dont need prune juice -

oh and for the game all i can say is - HUGH JACKMAN!!!

 

[Artemys]

Not Australia but on the subject of Spiders, this one is Boss:

 

[Sakura]

spiders are terrifying.

 

[Austin Powers]

Not Australia but on the subject of Spiders, this one is Boss:

actually arty thats called a redback spider and its australian

 

[J_P_Devil]

awww poor lizard

 

[Artemys]

LOL didn't know it was Australian haha.

 

[Sakura]

i thought it was a black widow spider.

 

[Austin Powers]

nope look at the red marks on the butt of the spider which is why its called a red back spider if u get bitten more then once from those buggers your totally screwed. Worst part is 99.99% of houses here in australia have a nest of them under the house

 

[Logical Nonsense]

nope look at the red marks on the butt of the spider which is why its called a red back spider if u get bitten more then once from those buggers your totally screwed. Worst part is 99.99% of houses here in australia have a nest of them under the house

yet another reason to burn that damn island to ashes

 

[Carbon-xYz]

Banned - failed to resolve dispute - http://www.epicnpc.com/active-disputes/536639-carbon-xyz-mia.html

Pooooor lizard.. that damn spider should get AIDS and die.

 

[Geek]

These Guys will make small work of your nasty spiders!

 

[Keiichi]

Banned - dispute - https://www.epicnpc.com/threads/keiichi-owes-me-fees-i-hope-he-is-okay-cool-dude.1433002/

These Guys will make small work of your nasty spiders!

Hahahaha i'm jelly because i really like these animals

 

[Geek]

Hahahaha i'm jelly because i really like these animals

That's Shyvana and Mundo, My odd pair of dragons.

 

[Logical Nonsense]

as a general rule i dont like anything smaller than a cat, bigger than a dog, less legs than 2 and more legs than 4.
i have my beagles and my saltwater fishies. im good.

 

[Sakura]

Geek I'm just glad you didn't name them after the dragons from Game of Thrones.

 

[Geek]

Geek I'm just glad you didn't name them after the dragons from Game of Thrones.

Gah I should have!

 

[therealsnafu]

Banned - You may not threaten this site or it's staff/users.

actually arty thats called a redback spider and its australian

I have to argue that it's nearly impossible to tell from that picture what species it is, black widows and red backs are nearly impossible to tell apart to the untrained eye, and black widows live all over the world including Australia. (there are several sub-species which all look the same)

 

[Logical Nonsense]

you can make out the red on its backside, by its rear-end. and i thought black widows were glossy, thats a flat black. either way, kill it, kill its friends and kill its family

 

[Austin Powers]

here is 3 excellent reasons australia is dangerous but still AWESOME!!!

 

[DEX AiM]

Thanks, OP...

 

[ARealHuman]

Very true

 

[Keiichi]

Banned - dispute - https://www.epicnpc.com/threads/keiichi-owes-me-fees-i-hope-he-is-okay-cool-dude.1433002/

Thanks OP..

 

[Austin Powers]

here is a perfect australian map for you non believers of how ****** we are lol

 

[Logical Nonsense]

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Australia...Where even the teddybears will give you nightmares

 

[doomedtofail]

you mean try to kill you

 

[Austin Powers]

here is a proper picture of that

 

[nerdhand]

wtf with this thread and those koalas lol

 

[Logical Nonsense]

this threads exists to let you know 2 things...



#1. YOU ALL SUCK!
#2. AUSTRALIA, F@#K THAT PLACE.


​Thank you, I know return you to your regularly scheduled thread.

 

[Keiichi]

Banned - dispute - https://www.epicnpc.com/threads/keiichi-owes-me-fees-i-hope-he-is-okay-cool-dude.1433002/

Tucson sucks
Eat that

 

[Logical Nonsense]

Tucson does suck, in fact Arizona is just America's Australia

 

[Logical Nonsense]

What is the difference between tea and Australia?






tea stays in the cup longer

 

[doomedtofail]

Oh wow

 

[undee]

I just want to rant and rave about the minimum post limit for posting links. So I can put an account up for sale without typing everything out. On to the next topic to fill my quota!

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Oh and also the low ball offer I got for my account from a professional account seller, which is forcing me to sell it myself!

 

[dennis.]

Wow this thread hurt my feelings.. I'm gonna go cry in a corner now :'(

 

[Logical Nonsense]

austalians cry, their tears feed the ocean and salt the ground so its a giant desert, i accept your feeling bad. go on about your day now.

 

[Lako]

Banned - banned on postcount - http://www.postcount.net/forum/showthread.php?151429-Lako-is-official-a-thief-(With-proof)

Australia might have some of the most dangerous everythings...but I would LOVE to have one of the Funnel Web Spiders as a pet. I've had numerous Tarantulas as pets and absolutely love them. But, I've ALWAYS wanted a Funnel Web and start an army of trained assassin Funnel Web's....

 

[Phoenix]

Banned - scammer - http://www.epicnpc.com/threads/661931-scammer-Pheonix

Hehe, below is a picture an LoL player took while in Sydney,Australia

 

[ESO-Store]

spiders are terrifying.

Aussies are terrifying.