WTT 70 lvl Warrior for a best joke during 24 hours :)

[AimedShot]

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Good morning Markee
i'm on a nice mood

Will give away my 70 lvl level Alliance (Human) warrior
for a best joke in my post during 24 hours
he is naked, but has around 100-200 gold and an epic mount
Account is mine and have all information so whoever wins it will get all the info.

I don't need it anymore so decided to give it away for a best joke

Good luck

 

AWWWWW [censored] i realised im too late XD, what a waste of writing all that long [censored] joke... lols...

 

While 2 rangers are going through a forest, a tree suddnly falls on one of the rangers.

Standing ranger: "OMG OMFG thats a massive tree. Are you ok buddy?!?"

Theres no repply as the fallen ranger lays out cold.

Standing ranger: "I better call 999!"

Seconds later the standing ranger manages to get through to the operator.

Operator: "Hello how can i help you?"

Standing ranger: "A massive tree has fallen on my friend, i need help i dont know what to do!"

Operator: "Well, is he alive?"

As the standing ranger stands there and ponders not knowing if his friend is alive or not, moments later a brilliant idea comes in his head, he puts the phone down he then pulls out his riffle and "BANG" shoots his friend making sure he is dead.

Seconds later he picks up the phone.

Standing ranger: "Im difenatelly sure he is dead now."

The operator is in crazy shock as she realises what the Standing ranger had done.

Operator: " O.O' "



The moral of the story is... Guns dont kill people, idiocy does...

 

GZ seventil! Keep it up! And have a luck to win in other things! ±

 

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: AimedShot</div><div class="ubbcode-body">That's it, first of all, all of your jokes were cool,
i want to say thanks to all who took time and wrote a joke here,

From my opinion winner is "seventil"
i ask him to contact me via PM so we can discuss further details

Thanks again to all
Regards </div></div>

Thanks Aimedshot! I sent you a PM.

Runner up had to be the Sherlock / Watson though, I love that joke!

 

That's it, first of all, all of your jokes were cool,
i want to say thanks to all who took time and wrote a joke here,

From my opinion winner is "seventil"
i ask him to contact me via PM so we can discuss further details

Thanks again to all
Regards

 

Good luck everyone

 

Okay guys, its seem to be a last rush till finish

Good luck to all, btw i *** 2 job. If what, pm! Have a nice day!

 

Second entry!

A couple of New Jersey hunters are out in the woods when one of them falls to the ground. He doesn't seem to be breathing, his eyes are rolled back in his head. The other guy whips out his cell phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps to the operator: “My friend is dead! What can I do?”

The operator, in a calm soothing voice says: “Just take it easy. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead.” There is a silence, then a shot is heard.

The guy's voice comes back on the line. He says: “OK, now what?“

 

lulz

 

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Artox</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Third post?

Not fair! s(-.-)b </div></div>

;( Our posts is like "bump"!

 

Third post?

Not fair! s(-.-)b

 

- The waiter, it is possible to fry a little more these quails?
- Unless they are fried badly thoroughly?
- I do not know, but they are eating my salad.


- Why the blonde stand by the window when the lightning?
- She thinks that it is photograph!

my 3rd post, hope you like it!

 

Once upon a time there were a Russian, a German and a Bellman (Swede) and they were all stuck on this island in the middle of nowhere.

Then one day a magic lamp flows upon the island, and the "islanders" get three wishes.

So the Russian wishes to get back to Russia. *Poof* He's gone.

The German wishes to get home to Germany. *Poof* He's gone too!

But Bellman all the sudden feels alone.. :'(
So he wishes the Russian and the German back to the island!

If you wouldn't mind, heres a little WoW joke I like. ^^

"You know you played WoW to much when the micro goes *DING* and you go Gratz!"

Hope you enjoyed. =)
Peace!

-Artox

 

around 1 hour left till the winner will be announced

 

A woman in her mid twenties is on the balcony of her 20th floor apartment hanging laundry. Suddenly, a freak gust of wind catches her and knocks her over the railing, plummeting down along side the building.

A few floors down, a man reaches out and grabs her and pulls her inside to safety.

"Oh my God! Thank you so much, you saved my life!", she says. "Is there anything I can do to repay you?"

The guy thinks for a minute. "Sure. How about a blowjob?"

The woman, appalled, backs away from him and falls out of the window again, screaming to her almost certain death.

A few floors down, around the 15th floor, a man reaches out and grabs her.

"Wow! Thank you", she says. "You saved my life. How can I ever thank you?"

The guy thinks for a minute and then motions over to his bed. "How about a lay?" he says.

Appalled again, she backs out the window and falls again. Around the 10th floor, a man reaches out and grabs her.

"Thank you so much for saving me", she says, out of breath. "I'll do anything. I'll [censored] you, I'll suck your [censored], anything!"

The guy looks at her for a moment and says "You dirty b1tch!" and throws her out of the window.

([email protected]) MSN

 

there was a black guy in my family tree hes still up there XD aim is petmeimpoor

 

Hello, and welcome to the Psychiatric Hotline. If you are obsessive-compulsive, please press 1 repeatedly. If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2. If you have multiple personalities, please press 3, 4, 5 and 6. If you are paranoid-delusional...

2)

If you pull the wings off of a fly, does it become a walk?

3)

A man sits down at a restaurant and looks at the menu. He tells the waiter "I think I will have the turtle soup". The waiter leaves, but the man changes his mind to pea soup. He yells to the waiter "Hold the turtle, make it pea"


yeah and somewhere was joke about crisis upthere <3

 

One day the blondie girl came to the curtain store, and asked do you have any curtains for computer?

The women who sold those curtains answered: No, sorry but why for a computer?

The blondie girl answered: Because I use windows on my computer!

 

why did the girl fall of the swing?

She had no arms.

 

What happens when Two Blue Girls runing 1 to other ?!?!?!?!


Mirror GOT CRUSHED !

 

You so ugly that when i see your sorry as going around the house i say to your father, dam i should of just given you head!

 

nice jokes
keep it up, around 13 hours left

 

A man is driving his Porsche 911 and he is involved in an heavy accident.
He is coming out of his car and he starts crying... oh... my beautiful car... and doesn't want to stop.
Another man comes and ask him... hey why you are crying about your car... don't you feel that you lost your left arm ?
The Porsche driver starts to scream.... ooohhhh
my Rolex

 

Chuck norris voted for Bush 2000th on candidates!

Why chuck norris doesn't have hair on his **** ?
Becuz hair aint growing on steel.

Chuck norris gotta stop washing his rubbish in the Oceans
Tsunami has killed way too many ppl.

Chuck norris had a battle with a knife - knife lost

 

Obama has asked God:
- How long still there will be in the USA a crisis?
God has answered:
- As early as 15 years.
Obama has begun to cry and has left.
Medvedev has asked God:
- How long in Russia there will be a crisis?
God has answered:
- As early as 10 years.
Medvedev has begun to cry and has left.
Has asked Zatlers God:
- How long in Latvia there will be a crisis?
God has begun to cry and has left.

 

Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson were going camping. They pitched their tent under the stars and went to sleep. Sometime in the middle of the night Holmes woke Watson up and said: "Watson, look up at the stars and tell me, what do you see?"
Watson replied: "I see millions and millions of stars."
Holmes said: "And what do you deduce from that?"
Watson replied: "Well, if there are millions of stars, and if even a few of those have planets, it's quite likely there are some planets like earth out there. And if there are a few planets like earth out there, there might also be life."
And Holmes said: "Watson, you idiot, it means that somebody stole our tent."


Win.

 

One day Bill complained to his friend, "My elbow really hurts, I guess I should see a doctor."

His friend offered, "Don't do that. There's a computer at the drug store that can diagnose anything quicker an cheaper than a doctor. Simply put in a sample of your urine and the computer will diagnose your problem and tell you what you can do about it. It only costs $10."

Bill figured he had nothing to lose, so he filled a jar with a urine sample and went to the drug store. Finding the computer, he poured in the sample and deposited the $10. The computer started making some noise and various lights started flashing. After a brief pause out popped a small slip of paper on which was printed: You have tennis elbow. Soak your arm in warm water. Avoid heavy lifting. It will be better in two weeks.

Late that evening while thinking how amazing this new technology was and how it would change medical science forever, he began to wonder if this machine could be fooled. He decided to give it a try. He mixed together some tap water, a stool sample from his dog and urine samples from his wife and daughter. To top it off, he masturbated into the concoction.

He went back to the drug store, located the machine, poured in the sample and deposited the $10. The computer again made the usual noise and printed out the following message:

Your tap water is too hard. Get a water softener. Your dog has worms. Get him vitamins. Your daughter is using cocaine. Put her in a rehabilitation clinic. Your wife is pregnant with twin girls. They aren't yours. Get a lawyer. And if you don't stop jerking off, your tennis elbow will never get better.

i did not make it but i think its funny so

 

Ok here ~~

Why Blondie dance around STOP LIGHT on street?

She thinks its a Disco !

Chuck norris doesn\t mean its sex if woman survive.

I think 2 is enough