Scammer: IWTC JohnMartin (Actually a pretty funny scammer)

[sundayischaosday]

IWTC JohnMartin (9:30:33 PM): Hey
IWTC JohnMartin (9:30:49 PM): I am from the IWTC Trading Business. I am in interest of your account.
sundayischaosday (9:30:56 PM): Hi
IWTC JohnMartin (9:31:10 PM): Alright, Sir.
IWTC JohnMartin (9:31:17 PM): Before we discuss anything or begin a transaction. I need you to read this WoW Account Policy. When you begin to read it you will understand why you have to read it. www.worldofwarcraft.com/accountpolicy

sundayischaosday (9:31:24 PM): Uhm
sundayischaosday (9:31:28 PM): What?
IWTC JohnMartin (9:31:52 PM): If the link doesn't work. Please, Just tell us.

sundayischaosday (9:32:21 PM): Theres an error..
sundayischaosday (9:32:31 PM): And I think thats a phishing site, sorry but your a scammer.
IWTC JohnMartin (9:33:04 PM): Is that what you think?
IWTC JohnMartin (9:34:13 PM): Well I think your a cum guzzling fat [censored] [censored] who likes to suck mens dicks and make them poop peanuts in your mouth. jiffy peanut butter mixed inside that poop, and you enjoy the sensation and taste in your mouth mother [censored]. i hope you jump off a cliff and splat all over the ground where then you explode into a thousand peanuts.
sundayischaosday (9:34:37 PM): OH Jeeze.
sundayischaosday (9:34:45 PM): IWTC JohnMartin, your a legend my friend..
IWTC JohnMartin (9:35:05 PM): Peace [censored]
iwtcjohnmartin signed off at 9:35:09 PM.
IWTC JohnMartin is offline and will receive your IMs when signing back in.

 

[sundayischaosday]

Another convo with somebody else on Markee.

Hardstylin (3:22:19 AM): Hello.
Hardstylin (3:22:26 AM): I would like to see the Armory.
IWTC JohnMartin (3:22:43 AM): Sure thing, one moment.
IWTC JohnMartin (3:28:42 AM): My mistake, I meant a Level 70 Male Human Mage. Im sorry.
IWTC JohnMartin (3:29:08 AM): I was checking over our armory list and I couldn't find the Level 70 Male Rouge. Would you like to see the mage?
Hardstylin (3:30:11 AM): Sure.
IWTC JohnMartin (3:30:26 AM): http://www.wowarmory.com/character-sheet.xml?r=Bleeding+Hollow&n=Grah
IWTC JohnMartin (3:31:43 AM): If you don't like it, we have plenty more characters.
Hardstylin (3:32:37 AM): Looks okay, what else do you havew?
IWTC JohnMartin (3:33:22 AM): We have a Level 70 Male Blood Elf Paladin
IWTC JohnMartin (3:33:30 AM): Level 70 Male Tauren Warrior
IWTC JohnMartin (3:34:07 AM): Level 69 Male Dwarf Priest
Hardstylin (3:34:15 AM): May I see the armories to the Paladin and/or Warrior?
IWTC JohnMartin (3:34:31 AM): Sure thing
IWTC JohnMartin (3:34:39 AM): Blood Elf Pally: http://www.wowarmory.com/character-sheet.xml?r=Jaedenar&n=Ictout
IWTC JohnMartin (3:34:45 AM): Tauran Warrior: http://www.wowarmory.com/character-sheet.xml?r=Whisperwind&n=Hoof
IWTC JohnMartin (3:36:32 AM): And our last, we have a Level 70 Female Troll Priest
IWTC JohnMartin (3:41:43 AM): Ill be right back
IWTC JohnMartin signed off at 3:41:39 AM.
IWTC JohnMartin is offline and will receive your IMs when signing back in.
IWTC JohnMartin signed on at 4:11:48 AM.
IWTC JohnMartin (4:12:02 AM): Sorry about that.
IWTC JohnMartin (4:12:05 AM): Im back.
Hardstylin (4:12:21 AM): I am already aware that you are a scammer.
IWTC JohnMartin (4:12:32 AM): Have you choosed?
Hardstylin (4:12:26 AM): So, log back off now.
IWTC JohnMartin (4:12:42 AM): Im sorry?
Hardstylin (4:12:40 AM): Have I choosed?
Hardstylin (4:12:44 AM): Don't you mean chosen?
Hardstylin (4:12:51 AM): How old are you?
IWTC JohnMartin (4:13:18 AM): Im as old as your mom sir. Now please do me a favor and go [censored] yourself? Please?
IWTC JohnMartin signed off at 4:13:12 AM.
IWTC JohnMartin is offline and will receive your IMs when signing back in.
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[sundayischaosday]

And more, this guy is funny as hell in my opinion.

IWTC JohnMartin (12:16:21 AM): Hello?

Misledsk8tr124 (12:16:21 AM): hi

IWTC JohnMartin (12:16:40 AM): I am from the IWTC Trading Business. I am in interest of your account.

IWTC JohnMartin (12:16:45 AM): Have you traded it yet?

Misledsk8tr124 (12:16:43 AM): nope

IWTC JohnMartin (12:16:53 AM): Alright, Sir.

IWTC JohnMartin (12:18:05 AM): Before we discuss anything or begin a transaction. I need you to read this WoW Account Policy. When you begin to read it you will understand why you have to read it. www.worldofwarcraft.com/accountpolicy

Misledsk8tr124 (12:19:02 AM): umm, ok.

IWTC JohnMartin (12:19:57 AM): If the link doesn't work. Please, Just tell us.

Misledsk8tr124 (12:20:14 AM): im not clicking that.

IWTC JohnMartin (12:20:28 AM): The link?

Misledsk8tr124 (12:20:23 AM): [censored]

Misledsk8tr124 (12:20:30 AM): im not a fool

IWTC JohnMartin (12:20:37 AM): Yes, its a very large link.

IWTC JohnMartin (12:20:54 AM): [censored] makes the link smaller. I don't know what is the problem.

IWTC JohnMartin (12:21:19 AM): If you don't want a transaction. Its fine.

Misledsk8tr124 (12:21:15 AM): i cant believe u actually expect me to believe this

Misledsk8tr124 (12:21:18 AM): LOL

Misledsk8tr124 (12:21:25 AM): this is the worst scam attempt ive seen

IWTC JohnMartin (12:21:33 AM): What?

IWTC JohnMartin (12:21:43 AM): Wow, you think this is a scam?

Misledsk8tr124 (12:21:45 AM): LOL i dont think, i KNOW

IWTC JohnMartin (12:21:57 AM): Can't wait to tell the boys.

IWTC JohnMartin (12:22:02 AM): Alright, well have a good day.

Misledsk8tr124 (12:22:08 AM): you too good luck in scamming other ppl

IWTC JohnMartin (12:22:19 AM): Oh and by the way

IWTC JohnMartin (12:22:53 AM): Go shove a [censored] up your [censored] and make it come out of your [censored] and make it go into your mouth. I hope you cum in your mouth and you have mouth babies and they look like you. The ugly [censored].

IWTC JohnMartin signed off at 12:22:50 AM.

 

[Lostchild]

lol this HAS to be more for the comical value than attempting to scam goods

if not... rofl even harder