More account renter fun!

[Donklee]

Lol a renter by the name of Woowlover aimed me earlier and this is how it turned out.

woowlover: Hello, I noticed you had a level 70 character, and I was wondering
if you would be willing to rent it out. We can pay you with money, gold,
or even power-level one of your characters from 1-70. If you rent your 70 to us we will be willing to pay either 150$ or 5000g a week,
or we can power level your character from 1-70 in approximately 15 days. If you let us use your character for a week, we offer to buy you an epic flyer.
We are a legitimate company, as well as paypal verified
SwimSoccerKid: HI!
woowlover: hi
SwimSoccerKid: MY WILLY IS HUGE THANKS A LOT WOOWLOVER!!
SwimSoccerKid: I loved those pills you sent me
SwimSoccerKid: they actually worked!!!
SwimSoccerKid: I grew 3 whole INCHES!!!
SwimSoccerKid: Please send me more and I will let you rent my account!
woowlover: are you ok?
SwimSoccerKid: Yes i am fine, i am just dandy.
SwimSoccerKid: I want to grow more, MORE!
SwimSoccerKid: Please! just send me some more, I will let you have my account
woowlover: hi gay
SwimSoccerKid: hey sexy
SwimSoccerKid: awmagawd, your making me so...oh gosh here comes my hard on
woowlover: i thinks you are only 5 years old lmao
SwimSoccerKid: i thinks you need to learn english
SwimSoccerKid: you have a tiny little willy, you should take some of the pills i do
SwimSoccerKid: trust me, it will make you so big
woowlover: don't need casue you can understand wat i said
woowlover: that's enough
SwimSoccerKid: im gonna call your boss.woowlover: lol
woowlover: who will listen to a 5years old gay?
SwimSoccerKid: your gonna so get fired. If i dont get those pills, i will [censored] file a lawsuit against your god damn company, you said it was a lifetime supply!!
SwimSoccerKid: /cry
SwimSoccerKid: YOUR SO [censored] SCREWED KID!
woowlover: NO PLEASE DONT!
woowlover: PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE!!!!!!!
woowlover signed off at 4:42:20 PM.
woowlover is offline and will receive your IMs when signing back in.

 

[Leet Vendor]

*who will listen to a 5years old gay?*

Priceless. lol

 

[d4nky]

yeah, im getting really sick of these renters messaging me everyday, i wish there was something you can do besides ignore them, cuz they hit u back up the next day /u/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/frown.gif

 

[sinbad190]

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woowlover: NO PLEASE DONT!
woowlover: PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE!!!!!!!
woowlover signed off at 4:42:20 PM.

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I don't think that happened /u/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif

 

[nick08]

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woowlover: NO PLEASE DONT!
woowlover: PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE!!!!!!!
woowlover signed off at 4:42:20 PM.

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AHAHHA nice editing ROFL... that didnt happen

I don't think that happened /u/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif

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[magerson]

haha good read

 

[Highwinder101]

I almost wish I had people like that msg'ing me. I would make it my personal mission to confuse the living hell out of them. I would how they would respond to portuguese? lol.

 

[Leet Vendor]

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woowlover: NO PLEASE DONT!
woowlover: PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE!!!!!!!
woowlover signed off at 4:42:20 PM.

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I don't think that happened /u/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif

[/ QUOTE ]Me neither =D

 

[dballer]

i get about 3 of these a night, and i have since adopted messing with them as my new hobby/passtime. it really is priceless. its like talking to somebody who either has no idea whats going on and are operating simply on pavlovian technique, or somebody who thinks they are teh 1337 hax0rz because they learned a new trick. they eventually end up signing off every time after i track their IP and show them a pic of the roof of their house /u/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif .

 

[sinbad190]

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i get about 3 of these a night, and i have since adopted messing with them as my new hobby/passtime. it really is priceless. its like talking to somebody who either has no idea whats going on and are operating simply on pavlovian technique, or somebody who thinks they are teh 1337 hax0rz because they learned a new trick. they eventually end up signing off every time after i track their IP and show them a pic of the roof of their house /u/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif .

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You probably show them a picture of the roof of their ISP. IP tracers only show you where the local ISP output is. Otherwise, I'd be eager to know how you would get their address from their IP without investigating with their ISP.

 

[myrrdinirl]

thepwnpolice: Hey there buddy I heard that you're in the business of account rentin'
woowlover is no longer idle at 5:19:18 PM.
woowlover: yes
thepwnpolice: how long have you been renting for
woowlover: about half of years
woowlover: so do u have a wow acc?
thepwnpolice: how many halfs of years
woowlover: ah
woowlover: cpuldnt remember
woowlover: couldnt*
thepwnpolice: oh I see
thepwnpolice: 70 hunter
woowlover: can u tell me your ap?us or eu ? have gametime ?

thepwnpolice: I never took any AP classes i'm in the united states of america the greatest country in the world and i have tons of gametime just for you
woowlover: what do u mean ? i mean your hunter's attack power
woowlover: hello?
thepwnpolice: over nine thousand
woowlover: so can u rent your acc to our company >
thepwnpolice: Can I? Oh baby you better believe I can!
woowlover: so can tell me your level and class?
thepwnpolice: 70 huntard
woowlover: hunter?
woowlover: right?
thepwnpolice: hunter sorry keys stuck
woowlover: ti doesnt matter
woowlover: us or eu?
thepwnpolice: i'm a patriotic citizen living in the grand old U. S. of A.
woowlover: ok
woowlover: can u tell me your hunter's attack power ?
thepwnpolice: I'll tell you but I was wondering if the pills promotion is still going on?
woowlover: what do u mean? iam sorry i dont understand u
thepwnpolice: The word on the street is you got the best [censored] pills this side of the eastern hemisphere
woowlover: i see
woowlover: so can we start now ?
woowlover: we pay u $100/week and i rent your acc to our company?
thepwnpolice: Well wait I want to know is this viagra or some more potent stuff?
thepwnpolice: The hundred dollars a week is a non issue, I just don't want to be soft anymore if you catch my drift
thepwnpolice: Is there any way you can send me them through the computer? (sorry im really new at this kind of thing)
woowlover: yes
woowlover: we send it by paypal
woowlover: so how about it ?
thepwnpolice: paypal! wow I didnt know the computers could do such a thing!
thepwnpolice: How do I know that the name isn't misleading, what if my pay pal runs off with my dong meds and i'm left feeling flaccid?
woowlover: no it wont
thepwnpolice: Well it's really not up for debate I can see it right now and it's not meeting public health standards if you know what i'm saying dawg
woowlover: i dont know
woowlover: lol
thepwnpolice: Well it's cool, so, you tried these things yourself?
woowlover: yes
thepwnpolice: Very nice =) how did they work?
woowlover: yes
thepwnpolice: How big did it get?
woowlover: >
woowlover: ?
thepwnpolice: How did the product work, let's not beat around the bush here i'm embarassed enough as it is already
woowlover: ok u rent your acc to our company and we pay u cash or gold or free leveling'
thepwnpolice: I was talking about the added bonus
thepwnpolice: Your fine male enhancement product
woowlover: i see
woowlover: so just tell me your acc infor and we will pay u cash or gold or free leveling'
thepwnpolice: ok username: PappyThePenis Password: ojsinnocent420
woowlover: your server?
thepwnpolice: Viagra
woowlover: so what do u want ?cash or gold or free leveling?
thepwnpolice: do you think 50 cent is going to stop making records now that kanye west beat him in record sales (all loyalties aside)
thepwnpolice: is brittney ever going to leave the psych ward
thepwnpolice: will you ever realise im messing with you
thepwnpolice: these are all important questions that i've been trying to answer
woowlover: sorry your ip is us or eu?
thepwnpolice: one down 2 to go
thepwnpolice: is brittney ever going to leave the psych ward
thepwnpolice: bye ^______________________________^
woowlover: bye

 

[gman]

Nice read, lol.

 

[Donklee]

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thepwnpolice: Hey there buddy I heard that you're in the business of account rentin'
woowlover is no longer idle at 5:19:18 PM.
woowlover: yes
thepwnpolice: how long have you been renting for
woowlover: about half of years
woowlover: so do u have a wow acc?
thepwnpolice: how many halfs of years
woowlover: ah
woowlover: cpuldnt remember
woowlover: couldnt*
thepwnpolice: oh I see
thepwnpolice: 70 hunter
woowlover: can u tell me your ap?us or eu ? have gametime ?

thepwnpolice: I never took any AP classes i'm in the united states of america the greatest country in the world and i have tons of gametime just for you
woowlover: what do u mean ? i mean your hunter's attack power
woowlover: hello?
thepwnpolice: over nine thousand
woowlover: so can u rent your acc to our company >
thepwnpolice: Can I? Oh baby you better believe I can!
woowlover: so can tell me your level and class?
thepwnpolice: 70 huntard
woowlover: hunter?
woowlover: right?
thepwnpolice: hunter sorry keys stuck
woowlover: ti doesnt matter
woowlover: us or eu?
thepwnpolice: i'm a patriotic citizen living in the grand old U. S. of A.
woowlover: ok
woowlover: can u tell me your hunter's attack power ?
thepwnpolice: I'll tell you but I was wondering if the pills promotion is still going on?
woowlover: what do u mean? iam sorry i dont understand u
thepwnpolice: The word on the street is you got the best [censored] pills this side of the eastern hemisphere
woowlover: i see
woowlover: so can we start now ?
woowlover: we pay u $100/week and i rent your acc to our company?
thepwnpolice: Well wait I want to know is this viagra or some more potent stuff?
thepwnpolice: The hundred dollars a week is a non issue, I just don't want to be soft anymore if you catch my drift
thepwnpolice: Is there any way you can send me them through the computer? (sorry im really new at this kind of thing)
woowlover: yes
woowlover: we send it by paypal
woowlover: so how about it ?
thepwnpolice: paypal! wow I didnt know the computers could do such a thing!
thepwnpolice: How do I know that the name isn't misleading, what if my pay pal runs off with my dong meds and i'm left feeling flaccid?
woowlover: no it wont
thepwnpolice: Well it's really not up for debate I can see it right now and it's not meeting public health standards if you know what i'm saying dawg
woowlover: i dont know
woowlover: lol
thepwnpolice: Well it's cool, so, you tried these things yourself?
woowlover: yes
thepwnpolice: Very nice =) how did they work?
woowlover: yes
thepwnpolice: How big did it get?
woowlover: >
woowlover: ?
thepwnpolice: How did the product work, let's not beat around the bush here i'm embarassed enough as it is already
woowlover: ok u rent your acc to our company and we pay u cash or gold or free leveling'
thepwnpolice: I was talking about the added bonus
thepwnpolice: Your fine male enhancement product
woowlover: i see
woowlover: so just tell me your acc infor and we will pay u cash or gold or free leveling'
thepwnpolice: ok username: PappyThePenis Password: ojsinnocent420
woowlover: your server?
thepwnpolice: Viagra
woowlover: so what do u want ?cash or gold or free leveling?
thepwnpolice: do you think 50 cent is going to stop making records now that kanye west beat him in record sales (all loyalties aside)
thepwnpolice: is brittney ever going to leave the psych ward
thepwnpolice: will you ever realise im messing with you
thepwnpolice: these are all important questions that i've been trying to answer
woowlover: sorry your ip is us or eu?
thepwnpolice: one down 2 to go
thepwnpolice: is brittney ever going to leave the psych ward
thepwnpolice: bye ^______________________________^
woowlover: bye

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Halarious.