hi... I want to be scammed... I have a lvl 60 mage EPIC!

[elliot-banned]

well... I'm a very trusting little kid that just bought a lvl 60 world of warcraft mage... if you want... you can spend your time scamming me out of it.. really, I think you'll enjoy the challenge... oh and I really do have an account: http://wow.allakhazam.com/profile.html?2148433

my aim is gshortyn


now please SCAM ME!!!!! I WANT TO see the scams of today /u/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh.gif

 

[elliot-banned]

guys... I'm freaking serious.... please... I'm doing this for fun, I won't hold it against you if you try to scam it from me... if you convience me to "trade" I'll just go along with it! (you could get your own lvl 60 mage account!!!) I won't even report you

 

[elliot-banned]

ok... this is halarous... I got my first bite... the scam goes like this:



(censored): Hey man i want ur amge =)
(censored): I got a few things to offer
GShortyN: oh
(censored): =)
GShortyN: what might that be?
(censored): Itunes account with $300 credit, a steam 4 digit accnt, a blue shaman, MMOwned.com guides(Lol). and paypal $250
GShortyN: hmmm...
GShortyN: sounds good
GShortyN: /u/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh.gif
GShortyN: lol
(censored):
GShortyN: I've heard the "I'll give you lots of stuff thing befor /u/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh.gif
GShortyN: but I'll bite
(censored): WEll i wouldnt give it to u all
GShortyN: oh?
GShortyN: I have to pick?
GShortyN: lol
(censored): You could choose a few but i would only give u like the money for paypal or something
(censored): A few cheap things or one expensive
(censored): Just throwing a few offers at ya
GShortyN: ok wait a sec
GShortyN: so whats your paypal
GShortyN: ?
(censored): (his email) @yahoo.com
GShortyN: ok send the money to (my email) bellsouth.net
(censored): Uhh you have no pos rep
GShortyN: ok...
(censored): So we could use a middleman =)

(censored): Or something
GShortyN: oh yea
GShortyN: I have a good middle man
(censored): kk
(censored): who is it?
GShortyN: have you heard of EBAY
GShortyN: lol
(censored): Must be Lots +pos
(censored): lol sure
GShortyN: ok
(censored): How much on ebay?
GShortyN: yea... (then I wonder how he will get out of paying)
(censored): Nope
(censored): I want it
GShortyN: oh?
(censored): Yea....
GShortyN: ok
GShortyN: for real
(censored): How much u putting it up for on ebay?
GShortyN: ... hmmm
GShortyN: 300
(censored): oh alright
GShortyN: is that good?
GShortyN: ok?
(censored): well i only have $250 on my paypal =(
(censored): I said that
GShortyN: oh
GShortyN: I see..
GShortyN: that will do
GShortyN: I'll list it
(censored): How much ebay rep do u have?
GShortyN: alot
GShortyN: well... enough
(censored): kk so do i paypal verified?
GShortyN: yea... do you have an ebay account?
(censored): Yep
(censored): Viroblade
GShortyN: ok
GShortyN: do you mind if I post this chat on the forums?
(censored): ?
(censored): Why
GShortyN: I'll censore your name
(censored): What for lol
GShortyN: oh nothing...
(censored): PWN JOO!!!
(censored) signed off at 9:12:19 PM.




the funny thing is that I never listed the item... he just wrote pwn joo! and logged off... so not to discurage any other scamers that want to write in but please... try to make a better attempt than this

 

[elliot-banned]

oh!!! I have another sucker! this one looks like hes gonna try to go all the way (steal my accont) TRY!

 

[elliot-banned]

oh... he didn't make it all the way /u/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/mad.gif

this is what he said:


--this is sensored--: Saw ur post bout the mage
GShortyN: yea
GShortyN: you like it?
--this is sensored--: I have a troll shaman full blues with epic mount lol, and maybe a few other things
--this is sensored--: 4 GCs...a CD key
GShortyN: ok
GShortyN: only blues you sa
GShortyN: ... hmm
--this is sensored--: Yea
--this is sensored--: WEll ur char is pretty much blues
--this is sensored--: I cna throw in a 55 night elf druid to
--this is sensored--: can*
GShortyN: well might it have any epics that you forgot to mention?
GShortyN: "forgot"
--this is sensored--: Just epic mount -_- but also has about 260g
GShortyN: oh wow! 260 G!
GShortyN: kool
--this is sensored--: Lol sarcasm ftl...
GShortyN: no really
GShortyN: look at my bags...
GShortyN: I have nothing...
GShortyN: and no gold
--this is sensored--: rofl 5g yea
GShortyN: yep
--this is sensored--: ooh no epic mount oh well
GShortyN: I'm just a kid who bought an account
--this is sensored--: How much?
GShortyN: 300
GShortyN: it has some epics in bank
--this is sensored--: Wow waste of that much money for like 4 epics -_-
GShortyN: maybe ... 50
GShortyN: I just wearing those items because I'm a noob
--this is sensored--: Your account have time?
--this is sensored--: Or anything
GShortyN: yep
GShortyN: 6 months!
--this is sensored--: Pvp xferable?
GShortyN: yea!
--this is sensored--: OWnage
GShortyN: so...
--this is sensored--: Yea
--this is sensored--: Mine have time to
--this is sensored--: You interested in anything i said?
GShortyN: so... why do you wanna trade?
GShortyN: I mean
--this is sensored--: Because shamans suck
--this is sensored--: imo
GShortyN: oh... well I was looking for a shammen
--this is sensored--: Cool
GShortyN: yea
GShortyN: so..
--this is sensored--: Well mines troll pvp xferable
GShortyN: cool
GShortyN: so... I know what we can do to make sure that u don't cheat me
GShortyN: its fool proof
--this is sensored--: What is it
GShortyN: I send 1$ to you via paypal
--this is sensored--: yea?
GShortyN: and add as a note the name and password
--this is sensored--: k
GShortyN: then your send me 1$ with name and password
GShortyN: then we'll go from there
--this is sensored--: k well my paypal accnt is limited i can take an SS to prove it i need to add a bank still i cant receive cash
GShortyN: well... screw it
GShortyN: how about I just give you my account
GShortyN: lol
--this is sensored--: Na id rather do it fair
GShortyN: oh, what a gentleman /u/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh.gif
--this is sensored--:
GShortyN:
GShortyN: lets do this
--this is sensored--: k
GShortyN: I'll only do this...
GShortyN: IF!
GShortyN: you give me your account name first
GShortyN: and pass
--this is sensored--: kk
--this is sensored--: Ehh what?
GShortyN: then I'll check to if it works!
GShortyN: and if it doesn't
GShortyN: or doesn't have any time on it
GShortyN: then the deals off
GShortyN: I'm very picky
--this is sensored--: I can take an SS of the hmepage to show it has time but im not to comfortable going first
--this is sensored--: homepage*
GShortyN: and if you can't deal... then bail out of this now
--this is sensored--: Well i want the char i dont want to bail
GShortyN: oh really
--this is sensored--: But you have no rep and u could just delete my cahr
--this is sensored--: char*
GShortyN: oh wanna see my rep
--this is sensored--: or soem gay [censored] lol
GShortyN: www.ebay.com
GShortyN: my name is getshorty951
--this is sensored--: Whats ebay have to do with markee
GShortyN: I sell and buy and trade accounts on ebay
GShortyN: have perfect rep
GShortyN: and if you don't believe me then I can't trust you
--this is sensored--: I dont really care bout ebay rep
GShortyN: oh and yes
GShortyN: I would like to see that you have time on your account
--this is sensored--: If u cant believe me than i dont trust you either?

--this is sensored--: kk want my to take an SS?
--this is sensored--: me*
GShortyN: yea
GShortyN: oh whats your name
GShortyN: what can I call you
GShortyN: ?
--this is sensored--: Malcolm
GShortyN: your real name
GShortyN: ?
--this is sensored--: Malcolm robbins
GShortyN: k
GShortyN: now you can take your screen shot
--this is sensored--: Im logging on right now
GShortyN: are you the original owner to the account?
--this is sensored--: Do u want me to just tkae a pic of the shamman ingame?
--this is sensored--: No im not but i have SA
--this is sensored--: And OO is online right now if anything happens
GShortyN: OO?
--this is sensored--: Original owner lol
GShortyN: oh?
GShortyN: I would like to deal with him
--this is sensored--: He doesnt have the new pass
--this is sensored--: and im not giving it to him
GShortyN: oh
GShortyN: ok
GShortyN: this is sort of complicated
--this is sensored--: Not really
GShortyN: your sure you don't wanna bail?
--this is sensored--: I can just tkae a pic ingame saying hi markee
--this is sensored--: take*
GShortyN: no
GShortyN: say hi I'm awsome
--this is sensored--: k
GShortyN: I'm king of the world
GShortyN: and... I OWn!
GShortyN: all in one chat
GShortyN: taking ss?
--this is sensored--: Im trying to logging
GShortyN: oh
--this is sensored--: log in*
GShortyN: yea
GShortyN: I got it
--this is sensored--: ...
GShortyN: you in?
--this is sensored--: Can u hold on a sec im not gonna log or anything
GShortyN: ok
GShortyN: sure
--this is sensored--: Im trying to oepn wow and its not opening so jusrt wait
--this is sensored--: just
GShortyN: yea...
GShortyN: if you don't get in and don't take ss then I won't do buisness.. so take all the time in the world...
--this is sensored-- signed off at 9:36:15 PM.

 

[Arazine]

Welp........as long as your having fun : /u/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smirk.gif

 

[elliot-banned]

and yes... I am a kid... I don't know how to spell (s/c)ensored ohhh look the last person sighned on again!!! Hes gonna make another atempt!

 

[WoWdisgusting-banned]

Actually i was trying to trade u legitly thats why i even went first =)

 

[elliot-banned]

--this is sensored-- signed on at 9:39:22 PM.
--this is sensored--: SOrrry restarted my comp
--this is sensored--: Ill give info first
GShortyN: k
--this is sensored--: ASDFASDF
--this is sensored--: ASDFASDF
GShortyN: I'll check
--this is sensored--: kk
GShortyN: are you sure you know the sq and sa?
--this is sensored--: Yes i do
GShortyN: good
GShortyN: I wouldn't want to pressure you
--this is sensored--: Np lol
--this is sensored--: Im kinda freaking of ur gonna delete my char or somethin...+(
--this is sensored--: It works right?
--this is sensored--: Server is wildhammer
GShortyN: I wouldn't delet your char...
--this is sensored--: kk
--this is sensored--: Well it works?
GShortyN: let me check..
GShortyN: I have a slow comp
GShortyN: DANG...
GShortyN: ITS LAGGGINGGGGGG
--this is sensored--: k but its there right?
GShortyN: no...
GShortyN: I deleted it
GShortyN: lol
GShortyN: jk
--this is sensored--: o
GShortyN: /u/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh.gif
GShortyN: LOL
GShortyN: I'm jk
--this is sensored--: k
--this is sensored--: ...lol
GShortyN wants to send file C:\Documents and Settings\Dakota\My Documents\My Pictures\info.bmp.
GShortyN: tell me what you see in this file
GShortyN: now... I thought you said you had time on the account?
GShortyN: why would you lie?
--this is sensored-- received C:\Documents and Settings\Dakota\My Documents\My Pictures\info.bmp.
--this is sensored--: Its been canceled but there is still time
--this is sensored--: Login ingame
GShortyN: oh... I see
--this is sensored--: lol
GShortyN: well... so far so good
GShortyN: how many epics do you have?
--this is sensored--: 1
GShortyN: only one
--this is sensored--: WE've gone thru this lol
--this is sensored--: Epic mount and full blues
GShortyN: well... I was wondering if you were trying to steal my account
--this is sensored--: IN endgame raiding guild tho
GShortyN: I was wondering if that was your game
--this is sensored--: no
GShortyN: dontlie
--this is sensored--: You should have posted this in USA trading
GShortyN: dontlie
--this is sensored--: So u dont have to think im scamming u
--this is sensored--: You ahve my info and i cant recall it how am i lying
--this is sensored--: If u changed the pass it would be done for me sso yea///
GShortyN: well yea I did change the pass... I was trying to catch scammers... but I'll give it back if you weren't gonna scam me
--this is sensored--: You changed the pass?
GShortyN: so just say the words and I'll change it back
GShortyN: say that you weren't scamming me
--this is sensored--: SO you dont have a mage?
GShortyN: yea ... I do
GShortyN: but...
GShortyN: I would rather not trade
GShortyN: it really does have 50 epics in bank
--this is sensored--: Oh alright then can you change my pass back to what it originaly was?
GShortyN: I'll change your pass back
--this is sensored--: kk
--this is sensored--: ASDFASDF
GShortyN: I'll just tell you the pass k?
--this is sensored--: plz
--this is sensored--: k
GShortyN: you can change it later
--this is sensored--: Ill change it myself
GShortyN: dontlie
GShortyN: is the pass
--this is sensored--: Passes need to be 8 characters long
--this is sensored--: with a number
--this is sensored--: =(
GShortyN: no?
GShortyN: thats the pass... log on...
GShortyN: oh your right
GShortyN: ... lol the pass never changed...
GShortyN: I never checked the page
GShortyN: lol
--this is sensored--: YEa u did u took an SS on it
GShortyN: did what?
--this is sensored--: Didnt u screenshot the homepage?
GShortyN: yea
--this is sensored--: Then did u change pass?
GShortyN: no
GShortyN: you can logon
--this is sensored--: ok it works thanks for wasting like 50 mins of my time lol...
--this is sensored--: or 30
--this is sensored--: W/e
GShortyN: sorry... I really was trying to catch scammers... I've caught 2 so far
GShortyN: sorry for wasting your time
--this is sensored--: Who?
--this is sensored--: Na its cool i dont mind
GShortyN: yea...
--this is sensored--: Well u made a post asking to be scammed
GShortyN: http://www.markeedragon.com/u/ubbthreads...t=showflat&vc=1
--this is sensored--: They probably werent scammers
GShortyN: no... they were confirmed spammers...
--this is sensored--: lol one of them is me -_-
GShortyN: lol diablocraft22
GShortyN: you are a scammer?
GShortyN: you tried at least
GShortyN: gj
--this is sensored--: No
--this is sensored--: On the post
GShortyN: yea
--this is sensored--: One of the guys u listed as a scammer is me
--this is sensored--: I wasnt saying im a scammer lol
GShortyN: I'll correct the mistake by posting this was a mistake
GShortyN: /u/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh.gif
--this is sensored--: Yea its np the name is censored anyways
GShortyN: yea
GShortyN: I just look like a hero in there eyes /u/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh.gif
GShortyN: lol
--this is sensored--: lol
GShortyN: well... see ya ... your a good guy
GShortyN: I'll talk later
--this is sensored--: kk
--this is sensored-- signed off at 9:56:55 PM.

 

[elliot-banned]

sorry for the mistake wowdiscusting /u/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh.gif just catching the bad guys /u/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh.gif your a good guy /u/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh.gif

 

[elliot-banned]

OH! I just aimed a well known scammer... I think its time to steal me an account to give him what he deserves... don't worry adminastators... I'll give it back to the original owner... or back to him if the original owner doesn't come forward... this is just to let people see him grovel!!!!!!

lets see what happens..........

 

[elliot-banned]

oh and if you know him ... this welknown scammer is Diablocraft22... and adminastators... if you want me to censor this just ask... please don't ban me

 

[elliot-banned]

well.. I havn't got diablocraft22 for anything:


GShortyN: well... I was just wandering what you got...
GShortyN: I have an icemage
GShortyN: lvl 60
GShortyN: and I wanna trade
GShortyN: has some epics
Diablocraft22: brb one sec
GShortyN: k
Diablocraft22 signed off at 10:06:21 PM.

 

[elliot-banned]

yea... I don't think hes gonna log on....

 

[elliot-banned]

oh this one was good... I thought he wasn't a scamer.... until the flaws in his story became more big. He made a good atempt though.. almost got my lvl 30 mage account... lol:



-------sencored-------: hey
-------sencored-------: can i have ur mage
GShortyN: hey
GShortyN: well I don't know
-------sencored-------: y
-------sencored-------: ineed a 60 bad
-------sencored-------: mine got hacked
-------sencored-------: and i went to court
GShortyN: really?
-------sencored-------: yes
GShortyN: what happened in court?
-------sencored-------: i got seweed 400 dollars
-------sencored-------: and tyhe kid took my account
GShortyN: ...
GShortyN: sued
GShortyN: lol
-------sencored-------: lol
-------sencored-------: ya
GShortyN: how did he get your account and have to pay you?
-------sencored-------: becasue he got my ip adress and called my house when i was hgoing to trade nhim PL and then he called my house and sent me a court order
-------sencored-------: and the judge fined me and gave him my account
-------sencored-------: so now i got no account
GShortyN: ...
GShortyN: but YOU got hacked...
GShortyN: or did you hack him?
-------sencored-------: he hacked me and sayded he bought 400 dollarsd worth of stuff and i told him to or w.,e
-------sencored-------: so i got nothing now
GShortyN: oh
-------sencored-------: so can i have ur mage
-------sencored-------:
GShortyN: erm...
GShortyN: you were suposed to "scam" me
GShortyN: lol
-------sencored-------: lol but i really need a acxcount lol
-------sencored-------: really bad
-------sencored-------: how many 60s u got
GShortyN: 4 accounts
-------sencored-------: so can i have one plz
GShortyN: how old are you?
-------sencored-------: 15
-------sencored-------: u
GShortyN: can you pay for it?
-------sencored-------: no thats why i need one lol my parents wont let me
-------sencored-------: i spen 10k in credit card for this game lol
-------sencored-------: bnouight 10000 gold
GShortyN: ...
-------sencored-------: thats why ineed one
GShortyN: wow
-------sencored-------: i know lol
-------sencored-------: so could i have one PLZ man i need one bad
-------sencored-------: can i have 1 plz man
GShortyN: meh.... I feel really bad for you...
GShortyN: do you have glider?
-------sencored-------: nope
GShortyN: do you want it?
-------sencored-------: can u just let me use ur 60
-------sencored-------: just until chrisdtmas
-------sencored-------: plz
-------sencored-------: wait what 60s u got
-------sencored-------: what kind'
GShortyN: mage
GShortyN: icemage
-------sencored-------: can i just use him p;lz
-------sencored-------: plz
GShortyN: sigh...
-------sencored-------: just until christmas till i get my new account
-------sencored-------: plz
-------sencored-------: help me out
GShortyN: what was the lvl of you char?
-------sencored-------: hey do u have a blank account or anything i could have
-------sencored-------: 60
-------sencored-------: warlock
-------sencored-------: 2.8 tioer1
-------sencored-------: tier1
GShortyN: yea I have a blank game
GShortyN: I would only give you my pass...
-------sencored-------: like account and pass
GShortyN: and I have ALL of the info
GShortyN: yea
-------sencored-------: ok
-------sencored-------: could i have it
-------sencored-------: or
GShortyN: no...
GShortyN: lol
-------sencored-------: u dont have a blanbk one
GShortyN: you could lvl my mage
-------sencored-------: i could have
-------sencored-------: what lvl is it
GShortyN: I have a lvl 31 mage
-------sencored-------: what else
GShortyN: I made it all day yesterday
-------sencored-------: u got any rogues
GShortyN: no
GShortyN: you would have to lvl it to 60
-------sencored-------: then can i have it
-------sencored-------: can i glide it
GShortyN: lol I thought you said you didn't have glider...
GShortyN: don't lie...
-------sencored-------: im going to my aunts
GShortyN: ...
-------sencored-------: im going to download it
-------sencored-------: do u have a glide key i can use
GShortyN: it cost money...
GShortyN: yea I have one...
GShortyN: and I'm gonna sell it...
-------sencored-------: can i use it
-------sencored-------: to glide ur mage
-------sencored-------: i will monitor it
GShortyN: I'll need all of you info first...
-------sencored-------: ...
GShortyN: phone number
GShortyN: name
-------sencored------- signed off at 9:41:15 AM.
GShortyN: lol

 

[elliot-banned]

wow lol.... I really am not really trading my account... if you aim me trying to get it.... then at least try to scam me...

 

[elliot-banned]

well... this person ... I let my gaurd down with! almost got scammed.. lol:


CENSORED!: So i see you got a mage for trade
GShortyN: yea
GShortyN: but how can I trust yoU?

CENSORED!: oh kk i got an epicd out 6/8 t2 shammy interested
GShortyN: wow! kool!
CENSORED!: yeah im trust who and paypal verifeid
GShortyN: that imediatly draws me to the account!
CENSORED!: yeah im trust who and paypal verifeid
CENSORED!: oh kk but just to make sure that ur not a scammer give me a call
GShortyN: k
GShortyN: I wouldn't wanna scam you
GShortyN: whats your number?
CENSORED!: 315 782 4325 im in westchester new york <=== NOT REAL NUMBER!!!!!!!!!!!!!
CENSORED!: talking to u on phone now
GShortyN: oh hi
GShortyN: ...
GShortyN: yea I can trust you
GShortyN: so you wanna do this?
CENSORED!: kk so want to do the trade in like 5 minutes ill reset the password and give it to u
GShortyN: k
CENSORED!: kk so ill go first
GShortyN: I'll just keep the password the same
CENSORED!: Dogman45 XXXXXXXX(i hate blizzards reset pass words) since i gave pass first you give sq/a when the time comes
GShortyN: ok mine is
GShortyN: truemidget
GShortyN: XXXXXXXX
GShortyN: hey you changed my pass!!!
GShortyN: omg I was scammed...
GShortyN: just one sec...
CENSORED!: no its hould be workin
GShortyN: NO
GShortyN: you scammed me!!
CENSORED!: just reset the pass on your accouunt and we will try it again
GShortyN: oh?
CENSORED!: Dogman45 XXXXXXXX (i hate blizzards reset pass words) since i gave pass first you give sq/a when the time comes my info now give me ur pass and sq/a
CENSORED!: and then ill give u my sq/a
GShortyN: lol
GShortyN: that isn't fair!
CENSORED!: y i gave u my user nad pass first u give me ur sq/a first
GShortyN: no this seems unfair!
CENSORED!: no its fair
GShortyN: I'm just a kid.
GShortyN: I know nothing!
CENSORED!: kk ill tell you what we do u give me ur account info and then i give u mine thats how it works respect ur elders
GShortyN: ok dady /u/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh.gif
GShortyN: truemidget=account
CENSORED!: so whats ur info
CENSORED!: kk
GShortyN: XXXXXXX=pass
CENSORED!: kk and ur sq/a
GShortyN: sq: whats your first pets name?
CENSORED!: kk and a
GShortyN: sa: leg humper
CENSORED!: lol ur a joker k ill just test it and see if it works
CENSORED!: kk looks like were good
GShortyN: yea
GShortyN: now your info?
GShortyN: well I'm changing pass!
GShortyN: I will never be scammed!
CENSORED!: signed off at 10:26:56 AM

 

[elliot-banned]

ok... I havn't been scammed in a while... remember... I'll censore your name...

 

[elliot-banned]

well... this is the most viewed forum in all of the forums...
soo... I'll take this chance to ask people to come forward if they have been scamed.. and give me the person who scammed them's info (aim, yahoo, msn) and I will try to scam the scammers into getting your account back... just tell me what they stole from you (race,class,lvl) and I will try my best to get your account back for YOU!

 

[sktigerjs]

[ QUOTE ]
well... I'm a very trusting little kid that just bought a lvl 60 world of warcraft mage... if you want... you can spend your time scamming me out of it.. really, I think you'll enjoy the challenge... oh and I really do have an account: http://wow.allakhazam.com/profile.html?2148433

my aim is gshortyn


now please SCAM ME!!!!! I WANT TO see the scams of today /u/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh.gif

[/ QUOTE ]

/\ = Gay.

 

[elliot-banned]

ok.... I would ask you to leave.... if your gonna go around saying gay all the time... I must wonder whats going around in your head.... WELL-


this was one of the "better" scams I've had... a nice guy who should really keep out of the scamming buisness, and its true... he was the saddest scam EVER!:

-lol-funny-scammer------: hey
GShortyN: hey
-lol-funny-scammer------: hey
GShortyN: lol... ok /u/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh.gif
GShortyN: whats up
-lol-funny-scammer------: do u still want to buy a priest?
GShortyN: ?
GShortyN: sure
-lol-funny-scammer------: oo wait
-lol-funny-scammer------: nvm
-lol-funny-scammer------: i thought u were someone else
-lol-funny-scammer------: lol
GShortyN: oh?
-lol-funny-scammer------: ur the guy with the mage
GShortyN: yea
-lol-funny-scammer------: would u sell it at all?
GShortyN: I'll trade for a priest
-lol-funny-scammer------: ;-D
GShortyN: I'll sell it /u/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh.gif
-lol-funny-scammer------: for how much
GShortyN: tell me your price
-lol-funny-scammer------: 200?
GShortyN: why would you pay that much?
GShortyN: what do you like about it?
-lol-funny-scammer------: cause i want a mage..
GShortyN: can I do it through ebay?
-lol-funny-scammer------: sure
GShortyN: through paypal?
-lol-funny-scammer------: sure
GShortyN: so you just want a mage?
-lol-funny-scammer------: yes
GShortyN: nothing about it?
-lol-funny-scammer------: i need to see in game
GShortyN: k
GShortyN: wait...
GShortyN: I can't
-lol-funny-scammer------: why?
GShortyN: can I get back to you in a week?
-lol-funny-scammer------: umm
-lol-funny-scammer------: ...
-lol-funny-scammer------: wait
GShortyN: yes?
-lol-funny-scammer------: wats ur password to ur account?
GShortyN: ...
-lol-funny-scammer------: :-D
GShortyN: lol good try
GShortyN: /u/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh.gif
-lol-funny-scammer------: to "confirm" that u have a mage
GShortyN: OH yea!
-lol-funny-scammer------: LOL put me on markee
-lol-funny-scammer------: as
-lol-funny-scammer------: saddest scam ever
GShortyN: thats the BEST! I've heard all day
GShortyN: k
GShortyN: /u/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh.gif
-lol-funny-scammer------: lol HELLZ YEA
-lol-funny-scammer------: but yea i dont scam just wanted to play with u
GShortyN: yea I know
-lol-funny-scammer------: lol ok well have fun with that
GShortyN: so... should I censore your name?
-lol-funny-scammer------: yea
GShortyN: k
GShortyN: hey...
GShortyN: in a week I'll probably want your priest
-lol-funny-scammer------: lol ok
GShortyN: how much would you sell it to me for?
-lol-funny-scammer------: i really got one though but its way better geared
GShortyN: what does it have?
-lol-funny-scammer------: tier 1/2
-lol-funny-scammer------: want ctprofile/
GShortyN: no alakazam?
GShortyN: sure
GShortyN: ct is good
-lol-funny-scammer------: http://ctprofiles.net/XXXXX (I'm gonna buy it you can't have it!!!!)
-lol-funny-scammer------: name is obviously fake
GShortyN: yea
-lol-funny-scammer------: how much would u pay for that?
GShortyN: 200?
-lol-funny-scammer------: yea that was wat i was looking for
GShortyN: maybe more
-lol-funny-scammer------: if i get a better off by then i'll sell it to them
GShortyN: if it had items in bank and bags... 250
-lol-funny-scammer------: also because u have no rep on markee
-lol-funny-scammer------: the bags are 18,16,16,16
GShortyN: in bank?
GShortyN: or on him?
-lol-funny-scammer------: o no
-lol-funny-scammer------: on him
GShortyN: and what about in bank?
-lol-funny-scammer------: crap basically
GShortyN: any bags?
GShortyN: in bank?
-lol-funny-scammer------: like the extra slot bags u mean?
GShortyN: yea
GShortyN: any of them?
-lol-funny-scammer------: yea 1
GShortyN: 18 slot?
-lol-funny-scammer------: no its like 14 or something
-lol-funny-scammer------: i dont use it
GShortyN: k
GShortyN: well how much g?
-lol-funny-scammer------: like 50
-lol-funny-scammer------: no epic mount
-lol-funny-scammer------: shadow spec right now
GShortyN: if you get 50 more g... then I'll pay 300
GShortyN: in a week
-lol-funny-scammer------: lol
-lol-funny-scammer------: y would u do that?
-lol-funny-scammer------: u can just buy it
GShortyN: yea...
GShortyN: ok... 300 for the account
GShortyN: thats my offer
-lol-funny-scammer------: LOL this is starting to sound like a scam
GShortyN: no...
-lol-funny-scammer------: but yea i trust u
GShortyN: I'll talk to you in a week
-lol-funny-scammer------: because its paypal
-lol-funny-scammer------: ok
GShortyN: bye
-lol-funny-scammer------: if i haven't sold it by then
-lol-funny-scammer------: bye
GShortyN: plz don't sell...
GShortyN: bye
-lol-funny-scammer------: lol cya

 

[sktigerjs]

Your cool.

And can someone please delete or move this post somewhere else where it might belong? Because I thought the point of the Scammers forum was to find out about real scammers, not to have some idiot making dumb posts like "scam me!"

 

[elliot-banned]

speaking of idiots... if you don't like this thread... then please go away and stop ruining it for the people who enjoy laughing at "scammers".

speaking of "scammers", this next guy should really try to increase his IQ... or sue his parents...:

ok-this-is-just-sad------: hi
ok-this-is-just-sad------: you there?
ok-this-is-just-sad------: I'm messaging you about your mage
ok-this-is-just-sad------: Anywhayz, I Wanted to know your wow account, pass, secret question, and the answer to it. I work for blizz and need the info now 2 ban you
ok-this-is-just-sad------: message me back when ready
GShortyN: oh
GShortyN: why would I give it to you?
ok-this-is-just-sad------: im a gm
ok-this-is-just-sad------: i need to ban you
GShortyN: yea...
GShortyN: sure
ok-this-is-just-sad------: k
GShortyN: you know blizz doesn't ask for account info...
ok-this-is-just-sad------: the tips are a lie.
GShortyN: lol.. they spam the login tips...
GShortyN: no lies at all...
GShortyN: wow... I guess this was the saddest attempt...
GShortyN: well yea
GShortyN: ok
GShortyN: heres my info
GShortyN: account name
GShortyN: truemidget
GShortyN: account pass
GShortyN: !@#$ you LOL NOOOOOOOOB!!!
GShortyN: lol
ok-this-is-just-sad------: the pass dosnt work
GShortyN: sorry but that was a really sad attempt
GShortyN: well.... I hope you had as much fun laughing at this as I have...

 

[WoWdisgusting-banned]

So pretty much ur asking for someone to scam you but u never give ur info out anyways even if the person go first...So obviously u arent going to get scammed cause if they aim u, u know they are trying to scam you. Thus, pointless considering know one is going to get the amge in the end of it all and we are going to waste 30+ minutes of are time trying to get it.

 

[elliot-banned]

ok... just read the first post... "the challenge"

 

[elliot-banned]

WARNING! Off-site contact information posted. Most scams occur off-site. Please contact members directly via EpicNPC chat. We do not investigate disputes if you communicate off-site.

ok, the first people few people who tryed to scam me were good. But COME ON PEOPLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

XXXXX--funny--XXXXX: hai
GShortyN: hey
GShortyN: whats up
XXXXX--funny--XXXXX: so yeah ;P your trading your mage? =P
GShortyN: yea... "trading", indeed
XXXXX--funny--XXXXX: 2 secs =p
GShortyN: k
XXXXX--funny--XXXXX: I got a warrior =P
GShortyN: oh?
XXXXX--funny--XXXXX: 8/9 tier 3 ^_^ might of menthil etc
GShortyN: oh
GShortyN: can I meet in game?
XXXXX--funny--XXXXX: sure
XXXXX--funny--XXXXX: make an alt @ shadowsong ally
GShortyN: k... wait a sec
XXXXX--funny--XXXXX: Crap, I just got dc and said my time was out :<
GShortyN: oh?
GShortyN: well...
GShortyN: get some time on
GShortyN: then...
XXXXX--funny--XXXXX: yeah sucks I know
GShortyN: come back
XXXXX--funny--XXXXX: I cant, wanna trade? ^_^
XXXXX--funny--XXXXX: there's also a rogue on the same account, full BF
GShortyN: no, I'll trade...
GShortyN: just add time to your account
XXXXX--funny--XXXXX: ok
XXXXX--funny--XXXXX: Some guy just put a gun to my head and said I have to close this convo or he'll kill me :<
XXXXX--funny--XXXXX: so cya
XXXXX--funny--XXXXX signed off at 1:36:37 PM.

 

[elliot-banned]

well Kyos92 is a good person, "ice cream." ... yes it should go in scammer's faces



Kyos92: you get scammed yet?
Kyos92: lol
GShortyN: no
GShortyN: /u/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh.gif
GShortyN: you wanna try...
Kyos92: pff
Kyos92: you already know im going to try
Kyos92: there's no challenge
GShortyN: /u/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh.gif
GShortyN: haha
GShortyN: /u/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh.gif
GShortyN: give it your best!
Kyos92: and i dont scam
Kyos92: i could, i just dont
Kyos92: its not righr
GShortyN: yea
Kyos92: right*
GShortyN: its not
GShortyN: only people and dogs with no souls scam people
GShortyN: don't you agree...
Kyos92: i feel like every scammer deserves to get ice scream smashed in their faces everyday
GShortyN: ... not ice cream... but yea
Kyos92: yes ice cream
GShortyN: no...
Kyos92: they're in the park, enjoying it
Kyos92: and i run up and smash it in their face
GShortyN: ah... could work...
GShortyN: well before I do any transaction...
Kyos92: i just have to stick some needles in the ice cream before
GShortyN: I'll need some info...
GShortyN: your phone... name... adress, and ... email
GShortyN: I'll inturn give you the same info
Kyos92: but i dont wana trade lol
GShortyN: oh?
GShortyN: what do you wanna do?
GShortyN: just chat?
GShortyN: cause I'm up for that...
Kyos92: yeah sure lol
Kyos92: put me in your post though
Kyos92: cause im cool
GShortyN: ohhh yea!
GShortyN: /u/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh.gif
Kyos92:
GShortyN: well thats kool
GShortyN: so... should I censore your name... or your "modesty"?
GShortyN: lol
Kyos92: nah, dont censor anything
GShortyN: k
GShortyN: /u/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh.gif
Kyos92: feels like talking to a famous person on national tv..
GShortyN: oh?
Kyos92: idk why but it does lol
GShortyN: yea... 100k views to the thread /u/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh.gif
Kyos92: that.. would probably be why
Kyos92: lol
GShortyN: indeed
Kyos92: ugh
Kyos92: our ubrs group is falling apart..
Kyos92: not good!
GShortyN: errr I hate when that happens...
Kyos92: ( dont add this ) are you putting all this on markee ?
GShortyN: yea
GShortyN: gt log on
Kyos92: just be like
Kyos92: "And here's a convo i had with a cool guy named Kyos!"
Kyos92: lol
GShortyN: k
Kyos92: but what i think blizzard should do, is drop the damn rule about not trading
GShortyN: lol... well I probably will include this whole convo... it brings out your nice personality /u/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh.gif
Kyos92: how does that affect them?
GShortyN: yea...
GShortyN: really
Kyos92: if anything, when people get scammed - number one its their fault for risking by trading
GShortyN: yea
Kyos92: and two, they get more money from cd key sales
GShortyN: lolz ... true
Kyos92: and my personal opinion about the horde paladins and alliance shamans is stupid
Kyos92: well, its stupid - not my opinion
GShortyN: lol
GShortyN: true
Kyos92: it totally demolishes the uniqueness about being horde or alliance
GShortyN: yes... so how long have you played wow?
Kyos92: umm
Kyos92: since febuary of 05
GShortyN: gj
GShortyN: how many 60s?
Kyos92: i've had three 60s
Kyos92: that i leveled myself
Kyos92: hunter, druid and warrior
GShortyN: gj!
Kyos92: my first character was a druid actually
Kyos92: Deltas on Shadow Council
GShortyN: so... should I say any thing clever about this convo?
Kyos92: like what?
GShortyN: like... "wow... if you need an interesting convo... talk to Kyos92... hes NICCCCCE"
Kyos92: yeah sure lol
Kyos92: im about the most understanding guy i know! so if you have any problems, you can come to me too
Kyos92: and i wont judge you
Kyos92: for one, i dont know you - so i cant! lol
GShortyN: ok... every thing about this marker I am posting /u/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh.gif___________________________________________________________________________________

 

[Kyos]

Yay for Kyos! /u/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh.gif

 

[elliot-banned]

Poeshy789: Hello.
GShortyN: hey
Poeshy789: I would like to make an offer for oyur mage.
GShortyN: k
Poeshy789: I will give you very nice prostitute, she have very nice muscles and very good form. Yes you like I like you okay?
GShortyN: ....
Poeshy789: This a yes!/
GShortyN: uhh... LOL
.... no
GShortyN: I'm a ... KID!
GShortyN: and euhhhh
Poeshy789: Kid have a little fun 2 yes!?
Poeshy789: Okay, the Borat accent has ended.
Poeshy789: In case you were wondering why I sound like a chinese gold farmer.
Poeshy789: I would like to offer you a tier 5 Blood Elf priest.
GShortyN: ...
GShortyN: LOL
Poeshy789: I paid blizzard 200,000 dollars.
Poeshy789: I got the game before everoyne else
GShortyN: oh...
Poeshy789: And spend the majority of my life leveling.
GShortyN: yea...
Poeshy789: My raid guild is a band of goblins, who are not greedy like you short dwarves.
Poeshy789: Speaking of Goblins
Poeshy789: I have a Goblin
Poeshy789: if you're interested in that
Poeshy789: It can dance like a Goblin
Poeshy789: Like the ones in Booty Bay
Poeshy789: I believe th ose are Goblins..
Poeshy789: Are they Goblins?
Poeshy789: Moving along
Poeshy789: Are you interested?
GShortyN: in?
Poeshy789: I have no idea anymore.
Poeshy789: A goblin or some wild [censored] like that.
Poeshy789: I will teach you how to do magic tricks
Poeshy789: The chicks dig it.
GShortyN: lol
Poeshy789: Hmm
Poeshy789: So..
Poeshy789: You are a hard one to please.
Poeshy789: How bout a full tier 1 Tauren Rogue?
Poeshy789: Yes, you heard it here first.
Poeshy789: A tauren rogue.
GShortyN: hmm... that is a first
GShortyN: lol
Poeshy789: This conversation isn't getting anywhere.
Poeshy789: Am I boring you?
Poeshy789: i think I am
Poeshy789: Are you at all interested in my offers?
Poeshy789: Hello.
Poeshy789: Are you interested in a Tier 5 priest?
GShortyN: no... I don't wanna rip you off...
GShortyN: lol
Poeshy789: Likewise.
Poeshy789: Or ... as the Pilgrims once said, Gobble.
GShortyN: .......
Poeshy789: So what does my scam attempt recieve?
GShortyN: wow...
Poeshy789: On a scale of 1-10
Poeshy789: Negatives are an option
Poeshy789: -1 and so forth
GShortyN: well... for being classic.. a 10
Poeshy789: Classic as in?
Poeshy789: Like classic music?
GShortyN: for ... trustworthyness -10...
Poeshy789: That old men and women dance to?
Poeshy789: Hmm, you dare go into the negatives/
Poeshy789: Then you msut solve this equation
GShortyN: yea...
GShortyN: k
Poeshy789: -10 x 3
Poeshy789: Go.
Poeshy789: Go
Poeshy789: NO

Poeshy789: GOOGLE
Poeshy789: OR
Poeshy789: CALCULATOR
Poeshy789: TIMES UP
GShortyN: its... no equation...
Poeshy789: [censored] BWAHAHHA
Poeshy789: lol
GShortyN: ...
Poeshy789: x = times
Poeshy789: learn 2 math
Poeshy789: Do I make it to your thread in scammers?
GShortyN: yea
GShortyN: I think so...
Poeshy789: Good
Poeshy789: Can I have your mage?
GShortyN: I'm talking to people who are acually triing though...
Poeshy789: Okay
Poeshy789: Ahem
Poeshy789: lets start fresh.
Poeshy789: Here we go
Poeshy789: Hello, you have a mage to offer, correct?
GShortyN: yea
Poeshy789: Man this is kind of like sex, it's only good the first time and if you try to do it again right after it's all [censored] up.
Poeshy789: But, continuing on.
Poeshy789: Does your mage have epics?
Poeshy789: I noticed greens.
GShortyN: yea.. wouldn't know (I'm a kid)
GShortyN: 40+ epics in bank
Poeshy789: Good.
Poeshy789: I have a warrior with 2 pieces of tier 3
Poeshy789: and rest is Tier 2
Poeshy789: with some pvp
Poeshy789: and it uses some bad [censored] weapon
Poeshy789: use your imagination
GShortyN: oh like gm weaps? lol
Poeshy789: Whatever makes the lady amazer rise.
Poeshy789: interested?
Poeshy789: i can show in game
GShortyN: oh?
Poeshy789: Oh yes.
GShortyN: ok
Poeshy789: oh wait I can't, my internet just crashed and my mom died hold on brb
Poeshy789 signed off at 8:58:26 PM.
Poeshy789 signed on at 8:58:29 PM.
Poeshy789: HOW WAS THAT?
Poeshy789: lol
GShortyN: lol.. I'll post it.... "worst so far... god help the scamers in this world
Poeshy789: No
Poeshy789: Funniest so far
Poeshy789: Clearly
GShortyN: yea
GShortyN: /u/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh.gif
GShortyN: indeed
Poeshy789: Cup of tea?
GShortyN: indeed good m8
GShortyN: /u/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh.gif
Poeshy789: Are you really a kid
GShortyN: yea
GShortyN: /u/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh.gif
Poeshy789: lol'd
GShortyN: well... be quiet... you were a kid once too
Poeshy789: Still am
Poeshy789: g'damn son
GShortyN: lol
Poeshy789: Remember
Poeshy789: never repeat the words used in this conversation
Poeshy789: they are very naughty
GShortyN: lol... not that young...
Poeshy789: age?
GShortyN: 13 almost 14 /u/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh.gif
GShortyN: a kid... by heart
Poeshy789: AND YOU HAVEN'T HAD SEX YET?
Poeshy789: oh wait..sorry
GShortyN: ;p;
Poeshy789: They don't do that anymore
GShortyN: lol
Poeshy789: okay post
Poeshy789: GO
Poeshy789: DAMNIT
Poeshy789: I WANNA BE FAMOUS
GShortyN: k...
Poeshy789: I'M RICK JAMES [censored]
GShortyN: so should I censore it?
Poeshy789: PEACE OUT MA NIGGAS
Poeshy789: NAH
Poeshy789: LOL
GShortyN: ok
GShortyN: kool
Poeshy789: I just smashed a cola bottle on my head
Poeshy789: but now im upset
GShortyN: oh... ok...
Poeshy789: cuz it's dented
GShortyN: your head...?
Poeshy789: help plz
Poeshy789: no
Poeshy789: Well
Poeshy789: Sure
Poeshy789: but the can
GShortyN: lol
Poeshy789: I stuck a pen into it's hole
Poeshy789: and i'm trying to push it out
Poeshy789: holy god
Poeshy789: that soudned very awkward
GShortyN: ah

 

[Zack]

I take credit for the above.

/u/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/blush.gif

 

[DisheveledSaint]

That one made me lol XD

 

[Zack]

[ QUOTE ]
That one made me lol XD

[/ QUOTE ]
Ni hao ^_____________________________________________^

 

[Arazine]

Zack that was funny no doubt but PLEASE let this thread die... thanks

 

[WoWdisgusting-banned]

im sorry...but its dead.

 

[Xayd00]

lol fun.

 

[elliot-banned]

well... wowdiscusting... this forum/thread was/is not dead, I was simply disconnect from the internet for the last couple days.... so yea.... NOT A NICE THING TO SAY!

a note to scammers!!: PLEASE, TRY TO BE ORIGINAL OR AT LEAST CONVINCING!!!