Having fun with Account renters *Funny*

[XOlith]

[email protected] (11:38:33) : Hello, I'd like to Rent
mmo4pl (11:49:58) : hello
[email protected] (11:50:09) : Hello!
[email protected] (11:50:19) : I'd like to Rent.
mmo4pl (11:50:47) : yeah, what do you want to rent?
[email protected] (11:51:06) : Well, do you work for a company?
mmo4pl (11:51:20) : yea
[email protected] (11:51:31) : what is it?
mmo4pl (11:51:53) : www.mmo4pl.com is our website
[email protected] (11:53:19) : it's not working
mmo4pl (11:53:46) : try it again
[email protected] (11:53:54) : Ok.
[email protected] (11:54:11) : Still not working, is the Server down or Something?
mmo4pl (11:54:24) : but i can link it
[email protected] (11:54:32) : Ok. do so
mmo4pl (11:54:48) : what do you have?
[email protected] (11:55:24) : I have 5 Character atm. on 6 Different account.
mmo4pl (11:55:53) : what do you want to rent them for gold or money?
[email protected] (11:56:06) : Oops, mixed up. 6 Characters on 5 accounts.
[email protected] (11:56:39) : Well, Money of course.
[email protected] (11:56:46) : how much do you guys pay?

mmo4pl (11:57:15) : if they are all 70, we will pay 95 bucks each
mmo4pl (11:57:22) : per week
[email protected] (11:58:11) : PER week! Damn... What if i want wanna rent for only 15 minutes?
[email protected] (11:58:25) : Yea, Going to the Store really quick and want my characters to keep farming.
mmo4pl (11:58:48) : if you dont like, that is ok
[email protected] (11:59:50) : What If, I rent you my 6 Characters for 1 year. Payment at the end, like BAM 35 000$... exemple.
mmo4pl (12:00:05) : ok
[email protected] (12:00:31) : For 35 000? 95 x ?? x ??? = ?????
mmo4pl (12:00:38) : you are not serious i think
[email protected] (12:01:03) : No No, I am. Why would I not be serious? lol...
mmo4pl (12:01:21) : we just pay weekly
[email protected] (12:01:25) : Ever Watched * everybody love raymond*?
[email protected] (12:01:53) : Same thing, but it's * Everybody love renters* I do love renters. made out 12000 $ last year off renters. I'm serious
[email protected] (12:02:11) : Well. What If I rent like... 4 weeks?
mmo4pl (12:03:00) : 2280 usd for the six accts
[email protected] (12:03:10) : Damn, That's a whole lot of money
[email protected] (12:03:29) : So afther 1 year, how much would that do? I'f i all of them
mmo4pl (12:03:54) : 27360 usd
[email protected] (12:04:18) : You have a calculator Or you just made that in your mind? that's a great amount
mmo4pl (12:04:29) : yes
mmo4pl (12:04:36) : will you do it?
mmo4pl (12:05:02) : we will pay you by paypal
mmo4pl (12:05:36) : u there?
[email protected] (12:05:46) : Yes... thinking....
mmo4pl (12:06:09) : have i sent you a message about it?
[email protected] (12:06:56) : About what I think?
[email protected] (12:07:00) : Reading in my mind or what?
mmo4pl (12:07:29) : about renting acc?
[email protected] (12:07:53) : Not yet. Do you know Buysellwowaim?
mmo4pl (12:08:06) : sotty no
mmo4pl (12:08:12) : sorry, no
[email protected] (12:08:14) : He just told me that he gets naked while Playing WoW
[email protected] (12:08:28) : Disturbing....
mmo4pl (12:08:56) : have you made up your mind?
[email protected] (12:12:33) : Yes. I do
[email protected] (12:12:51) : Wanna be in a Porno?
mmo4pl (12:13:36) : how many acc do you want to rent out?
[email protected] (12:13:47) : You sure you don't wanna be in a porno?
[email protected] (12:13:51) : let's say.. 2
[email protected] (12:13:55) : hmmm, 3
mmo4pl (12:13:57) : ok
[email protected] (12:14:04) : Nah... Going for 4.
[email protected] (12:14:36) : Ok.
mmo4pl (12:15:12) : are you ready to give the paypal?
[email protected] (12:15:13) : Ok, so you go First and tell me then acc name and password.
mmo4pl (12:16:17) : i dont have acc
[email protected] (12:16:38) : What do you have?
[email protected] (12:16:46) : What is that 100$ [censored] then?
mmo4pl (12:17:19) : we will pay you each acc 95 bucks per week
[email protected] (12:18:06) : Do you Speak french?
mmo4pl (12:18:20) : a little
[email protected] (12:18:21) : Comprend tu se que je dis?
mmo4pl (12:18:32) : qui
[email protected] (12:18:36) : Toi.
[email protected] (12:19:08) : v'as-tu me voler mon account ou le faire Bannir?
mmo4pl (12:20:17) : can i speak engish? and you speak french, i can understand french, but cant not speak
[email protected] (12:20:39) : parle anglais, je vais parler en francais.
mmo4pl (12:20:47) : ok
mmo4pl (12:21:02) : are your accts us server?
[email protected] (12:21:35) : Can you Say it in french?
mmo4pl (12:21:40) : no
[email protected] (12:21:59) : Let's speak English by now:S having troubles with french.
[email protected] (12:22:12) : Oh, Do you speak Egyptian?
[email protected] (12:22:22) : I always thought it would be cool to Speak Egyptian.
mmo4pl (12:22:30) : no
[email protected] (12:23:35) : Anok al'el Sok-mintas Auhj'ourse?
mmo4pl (12:24:16) : sorry, i cant understand
[email protected] (12:25:31) : Ah, sorry
[email protected] (12:25:49) : Ok... first account :
[email protected] (12:25:57) : Acc name :
[email protected] (12:26:01) : Do you have a paper?
mmo4pl (12:26:13) : yes
[email protected] (12:26:42) : a pen? have a pen? to write the info?
mmo4pl (12:26:51) : yes
mmo4pl (12:27:00) : acc pw char realm
[email protected] (12:27:26) : Ok, do you also scissors, You may have to cut something
mmo4pl (12:27:34) : no
[email protected] (12:27:50) : OMGX you No have Scisssorz? You hacking???
mmo4pl (12:28:18) : we will paly on your acc by persons
[email protected] (12:29:09) : Ok. You will do it ? you?
mmo4pl (12:29:25) : no, our guys will do
[email protected] (12:29:48) : Do they look like this? Is that you * guys* ???
[email protected] (12:29:49) : http://opereamipapa.files.wordpress.com/2007/10/drinking_bird.jpg
mmo4pl (12:30:32) : real persons
[email protected] (12:30:51) : Ok, they're not like this Drinking Bird?
mmo4pl (12:31:02) : no
mmo4pl (12:31:20) : you first
[email protected] (12:31:24) : You sure? Did you look at them Carefully?
mmo4pl (12:31:32) : i am sure
[email protected] (12:32:17) : Ok cool. we can never be sure he... You know a guy for over a year and ends up talking to a Drinking bird... sad story
[email protected] (12:32:21) : Ok. I go first
[email protected] (12:32:31) : 1st account name :
[email protected] (12:32:44) : Do you still have the paper and Pen?
mmo4pl (12:32:51) : yeah
[email protected] (12:33:01) : Ok... but no scissors, Right?
mmo4pl (12:33:09) : yea
[email protected] (12:33:12) : Ok.
[email protected] (12:33:18) : Acc name :
[email protected] (12:33:56) : Charginmahlazorz
[email protected] (12:34:08) : password :
[email protected] (12:34:16) : Done writting the account name?
mmo4pl (12:34:33) : yes
[email protected] (12:34:39) : Ok
[email protected] (12:34:50) : Password : Imadipshit
[email protected] (12:35:17) : e-mail : [email protected]
[email protected] (12:35:36) : Got it?
mmo4pl (12:36:18) : it doesnt work
[email protected] (12:36:34) : Why is it not working? it was working a sec ago
[email protected] (12:36:39) : lemme try
[email protected] (12:37:11) : It's not working
[email protected] (12:37:15) : Did you changed the password?
mmo4pl (12:37:32) : byebye
[email protected] (12:37:38) : HEY HEY!
mmo4pl ne peut pas recevoir de messages hors connexion.
mmo4pl s'est déconnecté(e) à 12:37:39.
mmo4pl n'est pas connecté(e) mais recevra votre message à sa prochaine reconnexion.

 

[XOlith]

Owned another Renters.


[email protected] (11:43:05) : Hello
Wowrenting2006 (11:44:01) : hi
Wowrenting2006 (11:44:04) : what can i do for u
[email protected] (11:44:11) : Hmm, Do you rent Account?
Wowrenting2006 (11:44:16) : yes
[email protected] (11:44:26) : Website plx?
[email protected] (11:45:20) : don't you work for a company?
[email protected] (12:13:11) : Hello?
Wowrenting2006 (12:16:43) : www.wowrenting.com
[email protected] (12:17:06) : Cool.
[email protected] (12:17:40) : First of all... Are you naked? I've been trading with Naked renters and I don't like that.
[email protected] (12:19:54) : Do you Speak French or eqyptian?
Wowrenting2006 (12:25:02) : we just need US realms accounts
[email protected] (12:30:05) : I see
[email protected] (12:30:16) : Hmm, I do have characters to Rent.
[email protected] (12:40:18) : Hello, you there?
Wowrenting2006 (13:00:17) : yeah
Wowrenting2006 (13:00:21) : ok what 's the class
Wowrenting2006 (13:00:24) : sorry busy b4
[email protected] (13:00:29) : Np.
[email protected] (13:00:36) : I have them all.
Wowrenting2006 (13:00:48) : what's the class?
Wowrenting2006 (13:00:50) : US or EU realm?
[email protected] (13:01:05) : 9 different account. with 9 different class...
[email protected] (13:01:25) : they're on US-Eredar
[email protected] (13:02:06) : Do you want them?
Wowrenting2006 (13:02:47) : oh
Wowrenting2006 (13:02:49) : ok
Wowrenting2006 (13:02:55) : we need dpser first
[email protected] (13:03:03) : Well, They're all DPS spec
Wowrenting2006 (13:03:08) : oh
Wowrenting2006 (13:03:10) : ok
[email protected] (13:03:14) : Hmm, First character
[email protected] (13:03:34) : have a rock,paper or scissorz ready?
[email protected] (13:04:30) : Hey, wanna take it Seriously?
Wowrenting2006 (13:04:31) : yeah
[email protected] (13:04:35) : Ok.
Wowrenting2006 (13:04:35) : yes of course
[email protected] (13:04:38) : Cool.
Wowrenting2006 (13:04:39) : what do u want for the payemtn
[email protected] (13:04:48) : payment? what do you guys offer?
Wowrenting2006 (13:05:24) : money or gold or powerlevel
[email protected] (13:05:41) : Ok. If i take money, can I also get Pwerlvl and gold?
Wowrenting2006 (13:05:52) : yes
[email protected] (13:05:56) : Ok
[email protected] (13:06:00) : How much?
Wowrenting2006 (13:06:40) : 8$ per day or 80$ per week
Wowrenting2006 (13:06:45) : per one account
[email protected] (13:06:46) : Ok, cool
[email protected] (13:06:55) : Do you guys do Western unions payment?
Wowrenting2006 (13:07:30) : we do paypal ,our paypal verified and have 369 feedbacks ,and doing this for 2 years
[email protected] (13:07:41) : hmm, Ok
[email protected] (13:07:48) : Ready for the account?
Wowrenting2006 (13:07:54) : Yes
[email protected] (13:07:58) : Ok.
[email protected] (13:08:35) : First character is a Tauren Rogue Acc: imachargin pass : Mahlazorz
[email protected] (13:09:07) : Second is. A female Dwarf mage : account : iloledatyou pass: Imadipshit
[email protected] (13:09:31) : third is a Human Hunter account : Youfailedso
[email protected] (13:09:41) : password : muchmuch
Wowrenting2006 (13:10:02) : wait sec
Wowrenting2006 (13:10:14) : pw need number i think
[email protected] (13:10:14) : 4th is a Gnome Priest : Standrews
[email protected] (13:10:22) : pass : lovesyou
[email protected] (13:10:36) : They've been like that for a LONNNG time
[email protected] (13:10:44) : when i made the account password did not needed numbers
[email protected] (13:10:49) : So they're fine
[email protected] (13:10:55) : Taking the informations down?
Wowrenting2006 (13:10:56) : let me check
[email protected] (13:11:01) : wait, I got more
[email protected] (13:11:04) : Take them all first
Wowrenting2006 (13:11:35) : and Tauren dont have rogue
[email protected] (13:11:52) : Yes they do.
[email protected] (13:12:03) : I saw a tauren using Stealth lol... they sure do.
Wowrenting2006 (13:12:26) : and pw need number
[email protected] (13:12:34) : IMMAH CHARGIN MAH LAZORZ
Wowrenting2006 (13:12:36) : all wrong
[email protected] (13:12:39) : Pew pew! Pew pew!
[email protected] (13:13:06) : Oh ya. My bad. I has a big disease.. dislectical
[email protected] (13:13:16) : Can't spell thing correctly
[email protected] (13:13:18) : Well
[email protected] (13:13:21) : This one is Right
[email protected] (13:13:59) : Nightelf Druid account Name : iloledatyou
[email protected] (13:14:04) : Password : ***********
[email protected] (13:15:26) : You there?

 

[XOlith]

A third


wowoffer (07:14:26) : Good night sir.would you like any powerlvling service or renting service? Save your time and energy, adn renting will be a long term money-getting plan. if no, sorry for trouble
[email protected] (07:14:47) : NO FKING RENTING. TELL THIS TO YOUR LITTLE FRIEND TOO.
[email protected] (13:18:53) : Hello.
wowoffer (13:23:08) : hey
[email protected] (13:23:42) : I made up my mind.
[email protected] (13:23:54) : So, whats this about?
[email protected] (13:24:27) : Hello?
wowoffer (13:25:48) : hey
wowoffer (13:25:57) : u there?
[email protected] (13:26:00) : Yes
wowoffer (13:26:12) : so you wanna do this now?
[email protected] (13:26:35) : Yea, Of course. but... Explain Please. What do you guys do?
wowoffer (13:26:54) : we help the lowbies do levelling
[email protected] (13:27:23) : Ok.
[email protected] (13:27:29) : But.. Explain More pelase.
[email protected] (13:27:31) : please*
wowoffer (13:28:07) : u rent me the account then we pay u the cash /gold/freeleveling in return
[email protected] (13:28:19) : More explanation please.
wowoffer (13:28:25) : no more
[email protected] (13:28:30) : that's all?
wowoffer (13:28:34) : yup
[email protected] (13:28:42) : hmm, is that Legit? can I get banned?
wowoffer (13:29:05) : we never get account banned and we are legit
[email protected] (13:29:47) : So your saying that it's Legit that My account is gonna get banned?
wowoffer (13:30:27) : no i mean we are legit wont get your account banned
[email protected] (13:30:39) : Ok.
[email protected] (13:30:51) : What kind of informations do you need?
wowoffer (13:31:00) : account name and pass
[email protected] (13:31:13) : Sq/A?
[email protected] (13:31:18) : E-mail infos?
wowoffer (13:31:20) : no
wowoffer (13:31:22) : no
[email protected] (13:31:35) : You sure you do not want them Too? I don't wanna scam you.
wowoffer (13:31:42) : no
[email protected] (13:31:50) : Ok.
wowoffer (13:32:00) : so can we do this now?
[email protected] (13:32:18) : Well. I have 6 x lvl 70 Character. all Alliance on Eredar
[email protected] (13:32:24) : How much Would i get?
wowoffer (13:32:37) : one account ?
[email protected] (13:32:44) : no, 6 accounts
wowoffer (13:32:54) : can i have the armory link of it?
[email protected] (13:32:59) : of which?
wowoffer (13:33:13) : 70's all of them
[email protected] (13:33:40) : I don't understand. Your renting, Not trading.. Why do you want Armory? You wanna Scam ppl?
wowoffer (13:34:14) : lol why would i scam ppl i just wanna see the gear then i give your offer
[email protected] (13:34:24) : Ah, Ok
wowoffer (13:34:39) : link?
[email protected] (13:34:58) : Ill tell you name instead... easyer
wowoffer (13:35:07) : k
wowoffer (13:35:21) : relam?
[email protected] (13:35:40) : Dassian on Eredar, Eloni on Eredar, Musstang on Eredar, panoramix on Eredar, Cybernoune on Eredar, xolith on Eredar
wowoffer (13:36:17) : one sec
[email protected] (13:36:39) : In the mean time, May I go to the bathroom, I really have to go to the bathroom
wowoffer (13:37:22) : k
wowoffer (13:37:22) : you will be back?
[email protected] (13:38:03) : Where Do you live...?

wowoffer (13:38:38) : singapore
wowoffer (13:38:52) : so can we do this now?
[email protected] (13:38:53) : haha! I got many friends there! went there for vacations
[email protected] (13:39:00) : Nice place
wowoffer (13:39:06) : yup
[email protected] (13:39:17) : Where do you live at? street, adress?
wowoffer (13:39:37) : sorry i cant tell u that
[email protected] (13:39:53) : Why?
wowoffer (13:40:00) : actually it's quite small country
wowoffer (13:40:20) : why would i tell you that?
[email protected] (13:40:23) : Yea, so no prob. If you scam me, they'll find you, and blow your head on the wall.
[email protected] (13:40:31) : But I love you!
wowoffer (13:40:32) : yup
wowoffer (13:40:48) : can we do this now?
[email protected] (13:40:58) : Wanna be in a porno?
[email protected] (13:41:09) : Ull make lots of money
wowoffer (13:41:12) : u wanna be in porno?
wowoffer (13:41:27) : you must be [censored] up by renters right?
[email protected] (13:41:43) : What do you mean? [censored] up by renters?
wowoffer (13:42:06) : i guess you must be [censored] up by renters
[email protected] (13:42:13) : What is that? I was about to trade you the characters and BAM you tell me that
[email protected] (13:42:21) : Yea, but twhat does that mean?
wowoffer (13:42:40) : it means account name and pass
[email protected] (13:42:59) : Can you say it in Mandarin?
[email protected] (13:43:08) : Or Egyptian.
wowoffer (13:43:11) : so [censored] you mother?
wowoffer (13:43:19) : or your sister?
[email protected] (13:43:23) : Stop Stop, I don't understand
[email protected] (13:43:28) : What is that? what mean?
wowoffer (13:43:37) : i dont know what what
wowoffer (13:43:46) : i mean since you wanna be [censored] up
wowoffer (13:44:00) : i dont think i cant help u
[email protected] (13:44:13) : I need money! I need rent you my Characters!
wowoffer (13:44:24) : good
[email protected] (13:44:41) : Acc name for Xolith is : cantyoustop
[email protected] (13:44:47) : Pass : *********
[email protected] (13:44:54) : Damn
[email protected] (13:44:58) : Why is it doin this
wowoffer (13:45:13) : you need condom to buy money to [censored] ur mom?
wowoffer (13:45:13) : oh mistake
[email protected] (13:45:24) : Mandarin Plx!
wowoffer (13:45:31) : i guess you need money buy condom to [censored] up ur sister\\
[email protected] (13:45:51) : You just kicked Yourself in the nuts.
[email protected] (13:46:02) :
wowoffer (13:46:07) : or you wanna buy a rope to hang yourself
wowoffer (13:46:11) :
wowoffer (13:46:47) :
[email protected] (13:46:49) : Yea, better smile lol You'll be on Markee Scammers. Cool?
wowoffer (13:47:15) : lol coz i scam your mom and [censored] her?
wowoffer (13:47:39) : bye scammer
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wowoffer s'est connecté(e) à 13:47:49.
[email protected] (13:47:52) : Cheeeeesseeee * takes a picture*

 

[leandon]

has some funny parts, but i am drunk so i dunno





siriamhere (9:06:40 PM): hi
siriamhere (9:09:49 PM): hello,
if we pay u cash/gold/lvling/honor/gamecard.
(1). 6-10$/day 55-80$/week
(2). 300-500g/day 3000-5000g/week
(3). 1-70 lvling in 2 weeks.
(4). 5000-10000 honor/day
will u be interested to rent ur lvl 70 wow acc to us?
siriamhere (9:19:24 PM): hello,
if we pay u cash/gold/lvling/honor/gamecard.
(1). 6-10$/day 55-80$/week
(2). 300-500g/day 3000-5000g/week
(3). 1-70 lvling in 2 weeks.
(4). 5000-10000 honor/day
will u be interested to rent ur lvl 70 wow acc to us?
leandonkt (9:21:56 PM): really? thats a steal
leandonkt (9:22:30 PM): i dont wanna trade
leandonkt (9:22:41 PM): or rent to you, OK!?!?!?!!?
siriamhere (9:22:58 PM): nope
siriamhere (9:23:05 PM): i promise u
siriamhere (9:23:14 PM): we dont touch u anything
leandonkt (9:23:37 PM): if you touch me in my no no spot i might think about it
siriamhere (9:24:10 PM): dont joke
siriamhere (9:24:12 PM): ok?
siriamhere (9:24:15 PM): yes or no
siriamhere (9:24:26 PM): serious ly
leandonkt (9:24:37 PM): im not joking, i want cyborz, and if ur good i will rent you my account
leandonkt (9:24:45 PM): those are my terms
leandonkt (9:25:02 PM): tell me im pretty
siriamhere (9:25:04 PM): i promise u we dont touch u any gears
siriamhere (9:25:13 PM): we have website
siriamhere (9:25:21 PM): u could see the details
siriamhere (9:25:31 PM): www.wowrenting.com
leandonkt (9:25:38 PM): im lonely and need some cybor companiez, i have an extra account i can rent to you i just am lonely
leandonkt (9:26:09 PM): are you man or girl?
siriamhere (9:26:16 PM): girl
siriamhere (9:26:18 PM): and u
leandonkt (9:26:29 PM): im a man
siriamhere (9:26:39 PM): oh seriosly
leandonkt (9:26:43 PM): do you like big balls? for some reason i have huge ones
siriamhere (9:26:51 PM): [censored] u
leandonkt (9:27:01 PM): im just lonely
leandonkt (9:27:08 PM): help me help you
siriamhere (9:27:11 PM): seriosly ok?
siriamhere (9:27:15 PM): iam busy now
leandonkt (9:27:18 PM): i am serious
siriamhere (9:27:35 PM): rent me acc ?
siriamhere (9:27:39 PM): or pass
leandonkt (9:27:53 PM): i will if you cyborz romance with me, dont have to mean it
leandonkt (9:28:01 PM): im just lonely
siriamhere (9:28:12 PM): sorry bye
leandonkt (9:28:17 PM): i do nothing but lvl accounts all day
siriamhere (9:28:23 PM): if u rent to me day by day payment
siriamhere (9:28:30 PM): ok
siriamhere (9:28:43 PM): rent me lvl70
leandonkt (9:28:48 PM): i will rent you account half off if you pretndo paly with me, deal?
siriamhere (9:28:51 PM): we could help u pl ]
leandonkt (9:29:19 PM): what size is ur bra? just curious
siriamhere (9:29:22 PM): parden?
siriamhere (9:29:29 PM): bye
leandonkt (9:29:36 PM): dont leave
leandonkt (9:29:42 PM): im lonely
siriamhere (9:29:42 PM): acc plz
siriamhere (9:29:50 PM): with your mom
leandonkt (9:30:09 PM): play with me and you get account, im kambodian
siriamhere (9:30:15 PM): i am 70 years old
siriamhere (9:30:18 PM): man
siriamhere (9:30:21 PM): dont joke
leandonkt (9:30:29 PM): your a 70 year old man?
siriamhere (9:30:36 PM): woman
siriamhere (9:30:45 PM): 70 years old woman
leandonkt (9:31:22 PM): and you want my account?
siriamhere (9:31:51 PM): sure
leandonkt (9:32:45 PM): so since your experienced lady, if my balls are bigger than ping pong balls but my pennis is like 8 inches long, but is really wide, do you think i can pleasure girl good? i am 44 and never had a girlfreind
siriamhere (9:33:20 PM): seriously iam old enough
leandonkt (9:33:49 PM): ok, but as a lady, do you wish you woulda ran into me sometime?
siriamhere (9:34:06 PM): i am 70 old enough
siriamhere (9:34:22 PM): i am could be as your grandma
siriamhere (9:35:00 PM): right?
leandonkt (9:35:05 PM): ok but do you like deep or wide? pretend ur my age, single with 3 kids and found a handsome kinda welthy really hung man, do you think you would like bug penis?
siriamhere (9:35:08 PM): so seriously
siriamhere (9:35:50 PM): since u have 3 kids ,dont need to find girl
siriamhere (9:35:59 PM): live by your self
leandonkt (9:36:01 PM): talk to me, i want to rent you account but i need some happy time
leandonkt (9:36:38 PM): i dont have three kids, i never seen boobs in real life
siriamhere (9:37:01 PM): oh
siriamhere (9:37:06 PM): rent me acc
siriamhere (9:37:18 PM): farmer is waiting for using
leandonkt (9:37:22 PM): pretend ur single mom, 40's, babies daddy left you for some younger really hot blonde stripper and ur depressed, would you date me?
siriamhere (9:38:10 PM): but i am 70 years old
siriamhere (9:38:19 PM): so it is impossible right?
leandonkt (9:38:30 PM): pretend
leandonkt (9:39:08 PM): ok i will paly ur game, im 72 rich and have a presciption to viagra, wanna go someplace alone?
siriamhere (9:39:30 PM): lies
leandonkt (9:39:52 PM): pretend
siriamhere (9:40:09 PM): sure
leandonkt (9:40:15 PM): ill be 72 someday, and i have lots of whores, i mena money so i will have surgery
siriamhere (9:40:17 PM): but it is impossible
siriamhere (9:40:29 PM): then i die
leandonkt (9:40:41 PM): are you asian?
siriamhere (9:41:20 PM): no
leandonkt (9:41:21 PM): pretend ur asian, say to me " ilove you long time"
siriamhere (9:41:37 PM): i am american
leandonkt (9:41:45 PM): pretend
siriamhere (9:41:49 PM): i have a little education
siriamhere (9:41:53 PM): sure
leandonkt (9:42:16 PM): will you say those words to me
siriamhere (9:42:40 PM): but i am 70 years now
siriamhere (9:42:42 PM): man
siriamhere (9:42:53 PM): do u think i should say that
leandonkt (9:43:22 PM): its pretend, and if you want me to be ur customer you do as i say right? customer is always right
siriamhere (9:43:57 PM): sorry
siriamhere (9:44:15 PM): it cant beyond my rules
leandonkt (9:44:40 PM): shh nobody will see you
siriamhere (9:44:50 PM): why
leandonkt (9:45:09 PM): because this is our private time
siriamhere (9:45:10 PM): i have many customers
siriamhere (9:45:17 PM): they respect me so much
leandonkt (9:45:34 PM): wanna go to a private channel? when are you off work?
siriamhere (9:46:15 PM): i am old enough
siriamhere (9:46:18 PM): do u like
siriamhere (9:46:38 PM): do u like with your grandma doing sex
leandonkt (9:47:17 PM): i wish she would, shes hawt
leandonkt (9:48:18 PM): i have issues, tell me you love me long time
siriamhere (9:48:43 PM): dont joke
siriamhere (9:48:49 PM): i am your grandma
siriamhere (9:49:04 PM): right?
leandonkt (9:49:30 PM): mmm soo hot
leandonkt (9:49:42 PM): keep going, ur getting me worked up
siriamhere (9:49:55 PM): sure
siriamhere (9:50:02 PM): so give me acc
siriamhere (9:50:04 PM): ok?
siriamhere (9:50:44 PM): we are relative
leandonkt (9:50:48 PM): i thought you wanted to rent it? so if i give you sq/a, email and name you will return it right?
siriamhere (9:50:49 PM): pally
siriamhere (9:51:18 PM): no
siriamhere (9:51:31 PM): you hold your sqa email
siriamhere (9:51:39 PM): it is important for u
siriamhere (9:51:41 PM): man
siriamhere (9:51:51 PM): i just use it to farm
leandonkt (9:51:56 PM): why are you not trustworthy?
siriamhere (9:52:07 PM): cuz i am honest
siriamhere (9:52:16 PM): never sam peole
siriamhere (9:52:20 PM): people
siriamhere (9:52:24 PM): i am old enough
leandonkt (9:52:35 PM): so you wont cyborz with me?
siriamhere (9:52:39 PM): so i dont wanna do [censored] things
leandonkt (9:53:00 PM): you cuss alot, dirty mouth i like it
siriamhere (9:53:36 PM): we'll pass
siriamhere (9:53:39 PM): i am busy
siriamhere (9:53:41 PM): man
siriamhere (9:53:48 PM): see u nextt ime
leandonkt (9:54:14 PM): who else works for you i can cyborz with? i dont mind boy or girl
siriamhere (9:54:47 PM): i provide u a fat dog ok?
siriamhere (9:54:57 PM): it is very beautiful
leandonkt (9:55:00 PM): can i paint him pink?
siriamhere (9:55:07 PM): sure
leandonkt (9:55:17 PM): does he squeal
siriamhere (9:55:23 PM): u could do sex with it
leandonkt (9:55:46 PM): will you watch, and maybe touch my bawls
siriamhere (9:55:48 PM): or a pig
siriamhere (9:56:05 PM): we have many pigs
leandonkt (9:56:18 PM): your sick! dont talk to me anymore, pigs are sacred where im from
siriamhere (9:56:20 PM): u could choose 1 of them'
siriamhere (9:56:33 PM): they are all beautiful enough

 

[dustee_paintball -banned]

LMAO

 

[cimaseal2]

hell yeah this was funny as [censored] to. payment at the end of the year say 35000 BAM. next part i laughed for like 5 minutes was do you have paper, yes, pen, yes, scissors you might need to cut something. also the part about the drinking bird lol.

 

[ThSaleAccount]

Long to read but made me lawld

 

[Devilution]

lol funny stuff

 

[XOlith]

Haha, yea... those still make me laugh lol

 

[AJAcidic]

aj acidic (3:42:30 PM): hi do u rent wow accounts?
mmo4pl (3:43:22 PM): yes
aj acidic (3:43:46 PM): okay what are your term? likes what do i get if you rent my account
mmo4pl (3:44:39 PM): the acc should be 70
aj acidic (3:44:45 PM): it is
aj acidic (3:44:50 PM): best 70 priest you'll ever touch
mmo4pl (3:44:58 PM): oh
mmo4pl (3:45:08 PM): is it active or not?
aj acidic (3:45:12 PM): it's active
mmo4pl (3:45:31 PM): what do you want for return?
aj acidic (3:45:41 PM): 5/5 Brutal Glad gear, S3 Netherdrake, S4 Wep, 8/8 T6, Full T6.5
mmo4pl (3:45:48 PM): good
aj acidic (3:45:57 PM): Also has T7
mmo4pl (3:46:09 PM): You may choose the payment you want: 1. 100 bucks per week; 2. 5000g per week; 3. PL service;(we will start the PL in a week on same acc; in four days on different acc) 4.Farming honor (10k-1.5k per day)
aj acidic (3:46:37 PM): you only farm 1.5k honor a day?
mmo4pl (3:46:46 PM): sometimes
aj acidic (3:46:47 PM): same people sell it for like..... 40 cents per 1k
aj acidic (3:46:56 PM): so yeah, you'd be giving me like 4 bucks a week
aj acidic (3:47:18 PM): make it 125 a week and you have a deal tho
aj acidic (3:47:22 PM): 125 bucks
aj acidic (3:47:25 PM): buckeroos
mmo4pl (3:47:33 PM): different person, different offers
aj acidic (3:47:43 PM): well this is literally the best account you'll ever play
mmo4pl (3:48:07 PM): which company has given you so high price
mmo4pl (3:48:09 PM): ?
aj acidic (3:48:13 PM): thats not a high price
aj acidic (3:48:17 PM): 125 buckeroos a week is fair
mmo4pl (3:48:35 PM): hmm
mmo4pl (3:48:49 PM): i have to ask the manager about it?
aj acidic (3:48:59 PM): ok
mmo4pl (3:49:00 PM): btw, how do you know us?
aj acidic (3:49:12 PM): this aim im'd be a while back
aj acidic (3:49:15 PM): me*
mmo4pl (3:49:22 PM): i c
aj acidic (3:49:29 PM): forget it, ill do 100 a week
mmo4pl (3:49:36 PM): good
aj acidic (3:49:46 PM): okay first can you explain to me something?
mmo4pl (3:49:56 PM): what is it?
aj acidic (3:50:20 PM): what does bucks transfer to in american?
aj acidic (3:50:26 PM): like whats the going exchange rate
mmo4pl (3:50:34 PM): paypal, ok?
aj acidic (3:50:41 PM): yeah i have paypal
aj acidic (3:50:52 PM): but i want to know the exchange rate from bucks to american
aj acidic (3:50:56 PM): just to be sure i dont get ripped off
mmo4pl (3:51:27 PM): i take bucks for dollar
aj acidic (3:51:42 PM): so 2 bucks equals 1 dollar/
aj acidic (3:51:45 PM): ??
mmo4pl (3:51:48 PM): no
mmo4pl (3:51:51 PM): i mean
mmo4pl (3:52:42 PM): bucks equal to dollars. buck is dallor
mmo4pl (3:52:56 PM): dollar
aj acidic (3:53:15 PM): okay so 1 buck = 1 dollar
aj acidic (3:53:18 PM): right?
mmo4pl (3:53:30 PM): that is what i mean
aj acidic (3:53:40 PM): okay thats a good exchange rate!
aj acidic (3:53:47 PM): oh holy [censored]
aj acidic (3:53:49 PM): 1 sec brb
aj acidic (3:53:54 PM): i think i saw jesus outside my window
mmo4pl (3:53:59 PM): am i wrong?
aj acidic (3:54:05 PM): brb
mmo4pl (3:55:00 PM): alright
aj acidic (3:56:44 PM): okay it wasnt jesus
mmo4pl (3:56:50 PM): lol
aj acidic (3:56:50 PM): just a bum with really long hair
aj acidic (3:56:57 PM): okay so how do we do this
aj acidic (3:57:05 PM): do i give u my paypal and u pay now or wat?
mmo4pl (3:57:17 PM): we will pay you in a week
aj acidic (3:57:33 PM): how do i kno u wont steal my account?
aj acidic (3:57:36 PM): cause its like really good
aj acidic (3:57:39 PM): having T7 and all
mmo4pl (3:58:12 PM): the information of your acc we need just the username and the pw. can i steal it?
aj acidic (3:58:27 PM): you can disenchant my gear and sell the gold :[
aj acidic (3:58:40 PM): there's like 50k worth of stuff on the account
aj acidic (3:58:43 PM): that i cant transfer off
mmo4pl (3:58:46 PM): then we will lose more thatn that
mmo4pl (3:59:11 PM): lose the trust of you and many people
mmo4pl (3:59:17 PM): we wont do that thing
aj acidic (3:59:21 PM): ooooooo
aj acidic (3:59:22 PM): okay
aj acidic (3:59:37 PM): okay i guess wat do u need now?
mmo4pl (3:59:48 PM): i dont think so
mmo4pl (3:59:52 PM): paypal
mmo4pl (4:00:03 PM): the email of your paypal
aj acidic (4:00:10 PM): [email protected]
mmo4pl (4:00:30 PM): then the username and the pw of your acc
aj acidic (4:01:07 PM): username: s1llyr4bb1t
password: tr1x4r3f0rf4gg0tz
mmo4pl (4:01:33 PM): so complicated. one sec, i will check it
aj acidic (4:01:38 PM): server is mannoroth
mmo4pl (4:01:53 PM): k
aj acidic (4:02:14 PM): brb one second jesus is back
mmo4pl (4:02:26 PM): ok
aj acidic (4:03:00 PM): do u believe in jesus?
mmo4pl (4:03:58 PM): no
mmo4pl (4:04:08 PM): but the pw is not correct
aj acidic (4:04:09 PM): who do u believe in??
mmo4pl (4:04:26 PM): myself maybe
aj acidic (4:04:32 PM): ur a god?
mmo4pl (4:04:37 PM): no
aj acidic (4:04:46 PM): what god do u believe in?
mmo4pl (4:05:46 PM): no, i dont believe any of them. just do my best to do everything
mmo4pl (4:06:00 PM): the pw is not correct
mmo4pl (4:06:33 PM): you can check it yourself
aj acidic (4:06:42 PM): one sec
mmo4pl (4:06:51 PM): k
aj acidic (4:06:59 PM): i duh, i changed it.... try: iwanttotickleurpenar
mmo4pl (4:07:35 PM): are you kidding here
aj acidic (4:07:38 PM): no
mmo4pl (4:07:40 PM): i am not a fool
aj acidic (4:07:45 PM): of course nut
aj acidic (4:08:00 PM): are you kidding? cause thats my pw
mmo4pl (4:08:40 PM): but it is not correct
aj acidic (4:09:38 PM): here ill even prove that its right

****AT THIS POINT I SENT HIM A PICTURE OF A REALLY BIG PENAR****

ATTENTION (4:10:04 PM): Transfer complete: wowaccountinfo.jpeg.
aj acidic (4:10:18 PM): okay open it and seeeeee
mmo4pl (4:10:35 PM): i wont
aj acidic (4:10:52 PM): why not, that shows you my pw
aj acidic (4:10:54 PM): and username
aj acidic (4:10:56 PM): its proof
mmo4pl (4:11:36 PM): what proof?
aj acidic (4:11:48 PM): proof of my account and pw
aj acidic (4:11:52 PM): open it and see
mmo4pl (4:12:00 PM): jesus is coming to your window again
aj acidic (4:12:11 PM): is he? lemme check
mmo4pl (4:12:16 PM): go to see him
mmo4pl (4:12:18 PM): ok


****I THINK HE ACTUALLY LOOKED AT IT AT THIS POINT TOO ****


aj acidic (4:12:41 PM): no he isnt!
aj acidic (4:12:42 PM): okay
aj acidic (4:12:47 PM): did you get the info or not?
mmo4pl (4:13:00 PM): no
aj acidic (4:13:15 PM): why not?
mmo4pl (4:13:33 PM): you have given the wrong information
aj acidic (4:13:40 PM): the information is on that screenshot
mmo4pl (4:14:20 PM): you just need to give them here
aj acidic (4:14:31 PM): its on the screenshot
aj acidic (4:14:34 PM): just open it and see
aj acidic (4:14:34 PM): its easy
mmo4pl (4:15:21 PM): if you can give the right information and dont want to do the deal with us. do waste time here
mmo4pl (4:15:27 PM): dont
aj acidic (4:16:01 PM): i do want to
aj acidic (4:16:06 PM): thats just a screenshot tho
aj acidic (4:16:11 PM): everything i gave u is right!!!
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[XOlith]

Long, but funny

 

[micmor223]

LOL!
this is so awesome!

 

[Pro_Leveler]

rofl @ jesus in window haha

 

[warcraft_dude959]

lol @ mmo4pl
(the numbers near the top were russian writing off of google translator)

wowsaleandtrade (3:26:46 PM): hello
wowsaleandtrade (3:26:53 PM): do you rent accounts?
mmo4pl (3:27:01 PM): yes
wowsaleandtrade (3:27:17 PM): what are your terms? what do i get if i rent the account?
mmo4pl (3:27:38 PM): You may choose the payment you want: 1. 100 bucks per week; 2. 5000g per week; 3. Power Leveling service;(in a week on same acc; in four days on different acc) 4.Honor Farming (10k-1.5k per day)
mmo4pl (3:27:48 PM): we just need the username and the pw of your acc
mmo4pl (3:27:55 PM): you
wowsaleandtrade (3:27:56 PM): do you work for a company?
mmo4pl (3:28:02 PM): yes
wowsaleandtrade (3:28:09 PM): what is the website?
mmo4pl (3:28:22 PM): www.mmo4pl.com
wowsaleandtrade (3:29:02 PM): its not working
mmo4pl (3:29:44 PM): wait for a minute
wowsaleandtrade (3:29:49 PM): ok
wowsaleandtrade (3:29:54 PM): where do you live?
mmo4pl (3:30:25 PM): china
wowsaleandtrade (3:30:33 PM): china is cool
wowsaleandtrade (3:30:36 PM): where in china?
mmo4pl (3:30:40 PM): but we will use the us ip to play on your acc
mmo4pl (3:30:46 PM): jiansu
wowsaleandtrade (3:30:51 PM): sounds fancy
mmo4pl (3:31:01 PM): why?
wowsaleandtrade (3:31:05 PM): are the chicks down there hot?
wowsaleandtrade (3:31:10 PM): and how much do they charge?
mmo4pl (3:31:30 PM): you can link the website now
wowsaleandtrade (3:31:40 PM): so lets talk renting
wowsaleandtrade (3:31:44 PM): i have 7 level 70's
wowsaleandtrade (3:31:47 PM): on 7 accounts
wowsaleandtrade (3:32:33 PM): hello?
mmo4pl (3:32:59 PM): good
wowsaleandtrade (3:33:18 PM): how much will you pay me?
mmo4pl (3:33:40 PM): each acc 100$ per week
wowsaleandtrade (3:33:55 PM): can u say that in chinese?
wowsaleandtrade (3:34:00 PM): i like speaking chinese
wowsaleandtrade (3:34:02 PM): NI HAO!
mmo4pl (3:34:07 PM): ok
mmo4pl (3:34:43 PM): mei ge mei xing qi yi bai mei yuan
mmo4pl (3:35:16 PM): ok?
wowsaleandtrade (3:35:23 PM): how about russian?
wowsaleandtrade (3:35:26 PM): i like russian
wowsaleandtrade (3:35:32 PM): Это так забавно
mmo4pl (3:35:34 PM): sorry
mmo4pl (3:35:45 PM): i dont know how to say that
wowsaleandtrade (3:35:48 PM): ok
wowsaleandtrade (3:35:56 PM): well how much gold will i make
wowsaleandtrade (3:36:02 PM): if i rent you my account for 5 weeks 3 days
wowsaleandtrade (3:36:52 PM): hello?
wowsaleandtrade (3:37:18 PM): NI HAO
mmo4pl (3:37:30 PM): wait i have cout
mmo4pl (3:37:33 PM): count
wowsaleandtrade (3:37:44 PM): count what?
wowsaleandtrade (3:37:50 PM): do you like counting fingers?
wowsaleandtrade (3:37:54 PM): i have 10
wowsaleandtrade (3:37:58 PM): and how about toes?
wowsaleandtrade (3:38:13 PM): how many toes do you have?
wowsaleandtrade (3:38:51 PM): halo?
wowsaleandtrade (3:39:04 PM): if you're not going to rent, then i will go ask someone else
mmo4pl (3:39:12 PM): lol
wowsaleandtrade (3:39:21 PM): now, lets rent
wowsaleandtrade (3:39:24 PM): do you have a paper
wowsaleandtrade (3:39:27 PM): to write on?
mmo4pl (3:39:43 PM): i know who you are now
wowsaleandtrade (3:39:53 PM): im a guy who wants to rent to you
wowsaleandtrade (3:40:04 PM): i have 7 level 70's and i can even post armorie
wowsaleandtrade (3:40:07 PM): armories
wowsaleandtrade (3:40:28 PM): hello?
mmo4pl (3:40:47 PM): we now just need one
wowsaleandtrade (3:40:55 PM): ok
wowsaleandtrade (3:41:02 PM): do you have a paper to write on?
mmo4pl (3:41:21 PM): no need
wowsaleandtrade (3:41:36 PM): OMG
wowsaleandtrade (3:41:39 PM): r u that smart?
wowsaleandtrade (3:41:44 PM): you can remember it???

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[Daeaxs]

Oh my god i love you.. thx for the good laughs, keep going and doing more if oyu can!

 

[legitdealer1]

Hahahahha

 

[KBK]

Banned - posting as Toonvendor - http://www.epicnpc.com/wow-euro-accounts-auctions-buy-sell/480654-*removed*.html

Lol