Funny Scam convo

[Bertikus]

Selling accounts on Markee, I get my fair share of scammer messages. Sometimes, I like to mess with them a little bit. This is one of many conversations I've had with some random chinaman that AIM'ed me. Enjoy!

[01:46] hoursmiszhp : hello
[01:46] hoursmiszhp : there ?
[01:46] Santoclaws: hi
[01:47] hoursmiszhp : sell ur account ?
[01:47] hoursmiszhp : gandon
[01:47] hoursmiszhp : hey
[01:48] Santoclaws: yes
[01:48] Santoclaws: sell
[01:48] hoursmiszhp : k
[01:48] hoursmiszhp : may i see ur amrory lnk ?
[01:49] hoursmiszhp : hey
[01:49] hoursmiszhp : answer me
[01:50] Santoclaws: : http://www.wowarmory.com/xxxxxxxx
[01:50] hoursmiszhp : k
[01:50] hoursmiszhp : do u have full info about ur acc ?
[01:51] hoursmiszhp : what r u doing now ?
[01:52] Santoclaws: yes
[01:52] Santoclaws: got all info
[01:52] hoursmiszhp : k
[01:52] hoursmiszhp : does ur acc has game time ?
[01:54] hoursmiszhp : hey
[01:54] Santoclaws: yes
[01:54] Santoclaws: 300 paypal

[01:55] hoursmiszhp : k
[01:55] hoursmiszhp : can it cheaper ?
[01:57] hoursmiszhp : hey
[01:58] Santoclaws: no
[01:58] Santoclaws: 300
[01:58] hoursmiszhp : k
[01:58] hoursmiszhp : how many gold does ur acc have ?
[01:59] hoursmiszhp : could u offer ur paypal vertify lnk
[02:02] hoursmiszhp : hey
[02:02] hoursmiszhp : r u ok ?

[02:04] Santoclaws: no
[02:04] Santoclaws: im very sick actually
[02:06] Santoclaws: i think i have the plague

[02:06] Santoclaws: bubonic

[02:33] hoursmiszhp : sorry to hear that
[02:33] hoursmiszhp : could we deal it now
[02:33] hoursmiszhp : hey
[02:34] Santoclaws: i sell to you
[02:34] Santoclaws: if you can find a cure for my sickness
[02:34] hoursmiszhp : could we do it now ?
[02:34] Santoclaws: im afraid i don't have long to live...
[02:34] hoursmiszhp : really ?
[02:35] hoursmiszhp : could u tellme ur wow username and pw
[02:35] hoursmiszhp : let me see
[02:35] Santoclaws: yes, situation is looking very grim right now
[02:35] hoursmiszhp : why

[02:35] Santoclaws: are you a doctor?
[02:35] hoursmiszhp : no
[02:35] hoursmiszhp : i am not
[02:36] hoursmiszhp : sorry
[02:36] hoursmiszhp : :-[
[02:36] Santoclaws: im coughing up blood
[02:36] Santoclaws: i feel so cold
[02:36] Santoclaws: soo.... cold....
[02:37] hoursmiszhp : maybe u have a cough
[02:37] hoursmiszhp : yes ?
[02:37] Santoclaws: will you write down my last words and give it to my loved ones?
[02:37] hoursmiszhp : k
[02:37] hoursmiszhp : ill
[02:37] hoursmiszhp : how old r u ?
[02:38] hoursmiszhp : hmm?
[02:38] Santoclaws: im only 16, i cant die so yong!
[02:38] Santoclaws: what great injustice, why god! why!
[02:39] hoursmiszhp : omg
[02:39] hoursmiszhp : hope u will be well
[02:39] hoursmiszhp : could u tell me ur wow username and pw
[02:39] hoursmiszhp : let me se
[02:40] hoursmiszhp : hmm?
[02:40] Santoclaws: BEEP..BEEP..BEEP.........BEEP.....................BEEP..........................................BEEEP..................................................BEEEP.............................................................BEEEP.....................................BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
[02:41] hoursmiszhp : what
[02:41] Santoclaws: x_x
[02:41] hoursmiszhp : what
[02:41] hoursmiszhp : what do u mean ?

[02:45] hoursmiszhp : hey
[02:46] hoursmiszhp : do u want to sell ur acc now ?
Session Close (hoursmiszhp ): Sat Aug 02 02:46:27 2008

 

[Rikkitikkitavi]

<3 Bert

I always just challenge them to a duel.

 

[Marken]

LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL. that was hilarious

 

[Deadly_Mom]

Now that is funny =)

 

[ImperviousMD-Banned]

I lul'd.

 

[Mark33700 --banned]

Cool.