Epic scam attepmpt countered!!! *Hilarious Read*

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So MD, I'm sitting here just coming home from work, setting up a repeat customer with a gold order when I got home.

I get home, I message him, and he says he has no idea what I'm talking about, AH HAAAH! An impersonator has created a fake name and is trying to pickup the gold.

I've removed my AIM name, but I left his intact
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TLDR: HE TRIED TO SCAM ME, I TRICKED HIM INTO TRYING TO SEND ME GAY PICS OF HIMSELF

Enjoy:

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Start of siilk6289 buffer: Thu Dec 03 18:27:36 2009
siilk6289: Well, just message me when ya' get home
MYAIMNAME*: Heyya
siilk6289: Hey, welcome home :P
siilk6289: So, yeah how $50 / 1400g
siilk6289: 14000g*
siilk6289: Right?
MYAIMNAME*: yessir
siilk6289: Alright, whats char name??
MYAIMNAME*: Executus right?
siilk6289: Yeah
MYAIMNAME*: You spent the rest already?
siilk6289: I used that towards a mammoth
siilk6289: hehe
siilk6289: Now I need gold to keep lol
siilk6289: And not spend on silly things
MYAIMNAME*: Dang, for sure
MYAIMNAME*: you can sure spend it
MYAIMNAME*: same deal as yesterday?
MYAIMNAME*: Can you send me any more of those pics?
siilk6289: I can after I get yeah :P
siilk6289: Gold, that is
MYAIMNAME*: dude you sent them first yesterda, did you get any new boys in them this time?
siilk6289: Well, now you know I'm legit I'd just rather have gold first
siilk6289: And yeah 2 new boys
MYAIMNAME*: what positions this time?
MYAIMNAME*: I don't want the same old [censored]
MYAIMNAME*: if I'm not getting something new this price wont work
siilk6289: I got one eat out
siilk6289: From the back
siilk6289: And this 11 in all the way (back & mouth)
siilk6289: Guys are reeally hot too
MYAIMNAME*: 11 year old?
MYAIMNAME*: dude thats kinda young
siilk6289: 11 inch
siilk6289: lol
MYAIMNAME*: lol [censored] strap?
siilk6289: ^_^
MYAIMNAME*: hang on, booting up my comp now
MYAIMNAME*: alright can you meet me in HH?
siilk6289: HH?
MYAIMNAME*: yes same as yesterday honor hold
siilk6289: Dude im doin it on a level 1 this time
siilk6289: Can we hit up Stormwind or Goldshire?
MYAIMNAME*: lol [censored] why?
siilk6289: Cus, there was a guy at HH yesterday
siilk6289: And I'm just concerned
MYAIMNAME*: fine
siilk6289: So yeah, Goldshire or SW u pick
MYAIMNAME*: whats your toon name
siilk6289: Tiem
MYAIMNAME*: SW
siilk6289: Kk
MYAIMNAME*: are you gonna send those pics though?
MYAIMNAME*: for real?
MYAIMNAME*: cause we can get in trouble for that
siilk6289: Yes, ofc
MYAIMNAME*: dude they're illegal
siilk6289: Dont worry I got it taken care of
siilk6289: Gonna .zip and name 18yosexy.zip
siilk6289: you got Winrar
MYAIMNAME*: yeah
MYAIMNAME*: thats good, in case any one finds them
MYAIMNAME*: so they think they're 18
siilk6289: yep
siilk6289: K im at SW bank where u at
MYAIMNAME*: whisper me
MYAIMNAME*: Cosmin
MYAIMNAME*: alright
MYAIMNAME*: upload the pics
MYAIMNAME*: rapidshare dawg!
siilk6289: Ahead of you
siilk6289: Got it ready , link and all where u at
MYAIMNAME*: no way, you sent first yesterday
MYAIMNAME*: I thought you were kididng earlier
MYAIMNAME*: I'm not sending first, we talked about this yesterday
siilk6289: I'm serious..
siilk6289: No, I need the gold first
siilk6289: I dont want to tell people about this
MYAIMNAME*: No way, I'll give you 20K if you do
siilk6289: Dude, Im sorry
siilk6289: I really want the gold first
MYAIMNAME*: did somebody say something about the pics I sent?
siilk6289: No its just
MYAIMNAME*: you seem weird
MYAIMNAME*: you wanted to send me those pics asap
MYAIMNAME*: now you won't even let me get a sneak
siilk6289: Trust me
MYAIMNAME*: ofc i trust you
MYAIMNAME*: I would be in jail if I didn't
siilk6289: Then why cant you give first
MYAIMNAME*: and so would you
MYAIMNAME*: i know you didn't put your face in them, but still you could tell
siilk6289: These are some good pics, trust me
MYAIMNAME*: we both know it
siilk6289: Gold first or no pictures
siilk6289: Sorry
MYAIMNAME*: dude
MYAIMNAME*: come on
MYAIMNAME*: did you still want the ones I had?
siilk6289: I just want the gold for now
MYAIMNAME*: or what, because you seemed to like them
siilk6289: I got more pics today so I'm good, please trust me on this
siilk6289: Gold first, and you'll get some very hot pics
MYAIMNAME*: don't open the trade, I might click it
MYAIMNAME*: of you this time? because I want to see you this time, those could have been fake before
MYAIMNAME*: im sorry
MYAIMNAME*: they werent fake
MYAIMNAME*: and I wouldn't hurt your feelings like that
MYAIMNAME*: dont be mad
MYAIMNAME*: please
siilk6289: Gold first or Im leaving
MYAIMNAME*: Dude you're gonna tell on us
MYAIMNAME*: I know it
siilk6289: All of it
siilk6289: No I wont i promise
siilk6289: I would never
siilk6289: I just want the gold first, you can trust me
siilk6289: You know you can
siilk6289: Why else would I give you what I gave
MYAIMNAME*: but you gave it so easily
MYAIMNAME*: it wasn't even about the gold in the beginning
siilk6289: Yeah, I'm just a little scared now
MYAIMNAME*: It was just about us
MYAIMNAME*: not our stupid toons
MYAIMNAME*: none of this
siilk6289: You know what you don't understand
siilk6289: Gold or I'm telling
siilk6289: End of story
siilk6289: I REALLY need this
MYAIMNAME*: Dude I"m married
MYAIMNAME*: She'll freak
MYAIMNAME*: my face is in those pics
MYAIMNAME*: yours wasn't
siilk6289: Okay gold first or guess what
siilk6289: YOur life is over
MYAIMNAME*: how the [censored] would she know it was you, I knew this was a mistake
siilk6289: Well then
siilk6289: No gold?
siilk6289: Last chance
siilk6289: you have 30 seconds to decide no more bs
MYAIMNAME*: dude
MYAIMNAME*: give me a minute
MYAIMNAME*: I want to think about this
siilk6289: let me go eat dinner
siilk6289: brb 5 mins
MYAIMNAME*: because if I'm flying out there next week
MYAIMNAME*: dinner?
MYAIMNAME*: with who?
MYAIMNAME*: who the [censored] is at our house?
End of siilk6289 buffer: Thu Dec 03 18:27:36 2009



He's gone to eat dinner, I will be f'ing with him as long as I can haha. I'll update.
 
siilk6289: let me go eat dinner
siilk6289: brb 5 mins
MYAIMNAME*: because if I'm flying out there next week
MYAIMNAME*: dinner?
MYAIMNAME*: with who?
MYAIMNAME*: who the [censored] is at our house?
MYAIMNAME*: HEY
MYAIMNAME*: You little [censored], there better not be anyone else
siilk6289: There isnt
siilk6289: I was making something Im back now
siilk6289: so wheres the guild
siilk6289: gold*
siilk6289: Hello?
siilk6289: HELLO
siilk6289: Hey..
MYAIMNAME*: Dude
MYAIMNAME*: I was just calling
MYAIMNAME*: you wont even pickup
MYAIMNAME*: who's there
siilk6289: Dude, my phones dead
siilk6289: Now, gold or I'm done with this
siilk6289: You have 2 minutes
siilk6289: I dont even care
MYAIMNAME*: all of this?
MYAIMNAME*: or are we done with 'us'
MYAIMNAME*: i dont want to lose that
MYAIMNAME*: over a stupid game
siilk6289: if i dont get gold
MYAIMNAME*: and stupid 50 dollars
siilk6289: in 2 minutes
siilk6289: its all over
siilk6289: i dont care what you say
MYAIMNAME*: You dont have feelings for me?
siilk6289: 1m 50sec
siilk6289: I do
siilk6289: but i'll make them go away
siilk6289: 1 minute
siilk6289: 30 sec
MYAIMNAME*: Dude
MYAIMNAME*: come on
MYAIMNAME*: Plesae
MYAIMNAME*: dont do this
MYAIMNAME*: im turning the comp on
siilk6289: 1 minute
MYAIMNAME*: I'll give you 50K to not tell nayone
MYAIMNAME*: and we end this then
siilk6289: Fine
siilk6289: Cus I love you its just
 
You know, it's scary
siilk6289: Hurry up
MYAIMNAME*: I know its scary
MYAIMNAME*: but if you trust me
MYAIMNAME*: what is there to be afraid of
siilk6289: Just give me the gold , you obviously dont trust me
MYAIMNAME*: I dont want police here
siilk6289: There wont be
MYAIMNAME*: if my grandmother found out she would die
MYAIMNAME*: THEN WHY ARE YOU ACTING WEIRD?!@
MYAIMNAME*: I'm freaking out
MYAIMNAME*: about to panic attack
siilk6289: Calm down
MYAIMNAME*: I know we made a mistake
siilk6289: Youllb e fine
siilk6289: After the gold, I guarantee all will be good
MYAIMNAME*: why is it a problem for us to do what we did?
MYAIMNAME*: we should be allowed
MYAIMNAME*: w/out having to worry about people finding out
siilk6289: It's a trust thing.. You don't trust for gold first
siilk6289: I proved you yesterday I would
siilk6289: Now today, I want to see if you feel the same
MYAIMNAME*: and for a long time too
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MYAIMNAME*: I couldn't really move this morning
siilk6289: Alright man , I really want that gold
MYAIMNAME*: I bet you couldn't either
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MYAIMNAME*: Fine, if I give this to you
MYAIMNAME*: when are we meetin gup again
MYAIMNAME*: because I WANT IT TONIGHT
siilk6289: hmm
MYAIMNAME*: I'll drive all the way up there
siilk6289: i'll let u know
siilk6289: i can probably tonight just really want this gold
siilk6289: then we can have some fun :P
MYAIMNAME*: dude, you're not gonna let me have fun with you
MYAIMNAME*: this is how it always is
MYAIMNAME*: then you never want to have fun because it hurts
MYAIMNAME*: you're gonna bail again
siilk6289: gold
siilk6289: no
MYAIMNAME*: last night was the first time you enjoyed it
siilk6289: i wont i really wont
MYAIMNAME*: and I want to have you love it again
siilk6289: ENOUGH
MYAIMNAME*: when I'm taking you
siilk6289: i told you
MYAIMNAME*: harder and harder
siilk6289: give me the [censored] GOLD
MYAIMNAME*: until I make love all in your face
siilk6289: GOLD
MYAIMNAME*: then let me do it again, until you're bleeding in the [censored] because you're a [censored] scammed who just admitted he was gay for about 20 minutes hahahaha.
siilk6289: hahah
siilk6289: i was about to say bro
siilk6289: youre one weird motehr [censored]
MYAIMNAME*: lol I know
MYAIMNAME*: I love it
siilk6289: i was bought to call FBI and [censored]
MYAIMNAME*: gg though, that was tight
MYAIMNAME*: I almost fell for it
 
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