Scammer - READ THIS ITS FUNNY!

[Redevil]

fortmin00r: you tradeing?
DemonicBubble: Yep
DemonicBubble: wat u got ?
fortmin00r: rogue
DemonicBubble: Race ?
fortmin00r: undead
DemonicBubble: Gear ?
fortmin00r: 8/8 teir 1 dawg
DemonicBubble: Server ?
fortmin00r: lobo and core hound tooth
DemonicBubble: w00t
DemonicBubble: Can i c in game ?
fortmin00r: the account is down atm.. sadly
DemonicBubble: Oh nvm then
DemonicBubble: actually i can add my card to it real fast and check ito ut.
fortmin00r: ok
fortmin00r: so we gonna trade?
DemonicBubble: Yea i would like that.
DemonicBubble: YOu got SQ ?
fortmin00r: dude i jsut had to recall ym password
fortmin00r: just recovered
fortmin00r: can u go first
DemonicBubble: See i can actualyl show my stuff in game i dont even know this dood exsists
fortmin00r: ok...
DemonicBubble: And i am willing to risk adding my CC to it.
DemonicBubble: Just to check it out.
fortmin00r: ...
fortmin00r: what you got?
DemonicBubble: 7/8 Tier 1
DemonicBubble: 3/8 Tier 2
DemonicBubble: Warlock
DemonicBubble: 60
DemonicBubble: Human
DemonicBubble: 2 epic mounts
fortmin00r: oo nice
fortmin00r: damn dude
fortmin00r:
DemonicBubble: 9 epics sitting in his bags
DemonicBubble: 170+ FR
DemonicBubble: MC / BWL Guild
fortmin00r: ok i get the point
DemonicBubble: ok
DemonicBubble: lol
fortmin00r: geez
DemonicBubble: Well you interested
fortmin00r: very
DemonicBubble: Ok
DemonicBubble: I can show my lock in game, you cant show me ur rogue. How i know you even got a rogue ?
DemonicBubble: I was willing to add my credit card to ur account to check the rogue.
DemonicBubble: Then log off cancel my card and get this trade under-way.
fortmin00r: well im not just gonna burst out my info and let you run away with my account
DemonicBubble: You dont have Secret question ?
fortmin00r: ok.... i was gonna scam you btw im goin back to my gnome warlock peace a GL with tradeing bro lol i dont wanan eb an [censored]
DemonicBubble: lawl
fortmin00r: so GL in the future c ya
DemonicBubble: gg
fortmin00r: :-(

Below is a screenie too. LAWL THIS IS FUNNY!

 

[Redevil]

About 5 mins after he signed off he gets back on and asks me this:

fortmin00r: still want my imagnary rogue
DemonicBubble: [censored] ?
fortmin00r: [censored] ?
DemonicBubble: lol
fortmin00r: lol
DemonicBubble: u ok ?
fortmin00r: yea
fortmin00r: lol
DemonicBubble: Hey go here
DemonicBubble: http://www.markeedragon.com/u/ubbthreads/showflat.php/Cat/0/Number/148429/an/0/page/0#148429
DemonicBubble: Read that
fortmin00r: dude im serious can you ddo me a favor?
DemonicBubble: Then ask me that question again
DemonicBubble: Whast that ?
fortmin00r: U FCUKER
DemonicBubble:
fortmin00r: U LIL [censored]
fortmin00r: <3
DemonicBubble: Like i said
DemonicBubble: GG
fortmin00r: o well
fortmin00r: idc
DemonicBubble: heh
DemonicBubble: Most people dont
DemonicBubble: Its called ..
fortmin00r: heh
DemonicBubble: " Create a new Screen name "
DemonicBubble: lol
fortmin00r: yea
fortmin00r: lol
fortmin00r: lawllawlalawlalwal
fortmin00r: cant belive u dawg
DemonicBubble: wat ?
fortmin00r: what u did
DemonicBubble: Whats so funny ?
fortmin00r: wanna do me a favor
DemonicBubble: Wats dat ?
DemonicBubble: lol
fortmin00r: promise you wont [censored] me up?
DemonicBubble: I promise.
fortmin00r: ok do this..
DemonicBubble: k
DemonicBubble: ...
fortmin00r: 4/8 dreadmist 2/8 felheart rest blue gnome warlock wtt accounts for any drood with simular gear!
fortmin00r: AIM- bpnsuggelz
DemonicBubble: ok...?
fortmin00r: AIM- bpsnuggelz
fortmin00r: i love you forever
DemonicBubble: What u want me to do ?
DemonicBubble: Scam him ?
fortmin00r: say that on markkedragon
fortmin00r: no.. thats my account
fortmin00r: lol
DemonicBubble: lololol
DemonicBubble: WoW u got lots of guts.
fortmin00r: yea i know
fortmin00r: thx
DemonicBubble: Let me tell you what i could do right now.
fortmin00r: wait... why
DemonicBubble: A.
DemonicBubble: I could do what u ask.
DemonicBubble: B.
fortmin00r: whats B?
DemonicBubble: I could screen shot this and add it to Markee Dragon cuz that is ur REAL AIM NAME!
DemonicBubble: hmmm
fortmin00r: OMG AHHHHHHHHH
DemonicBubble: tick tock tick tock
DemonicBubble: What do i get in return ?
fortmin00r: uuum
fortmin00r: [censored]
DemonicBubble: ok
fortmin00r: ... help
DemonicBubble: ...help ?
DemonicBubble: err
fortmin00r: ill help you find an account
fortmin00r: which one you doing?
DemonicBubble: hmm
DemonicBubble: Let me think.

Screenie Below:

 

[CarbyII]

Lol, that is funny. How retarded can someone get?

 

[TheMafia]

Wow, I wish I could beat people with my wooden cane and cheese sticks who act like that. /sigh