LMFAO Blizzaimservices

[Jamz]

This may have been said before but let me just share my own experience with them /u/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif
BlizzAIMServices (1:28:03 PM): Hello J4mz69, this is an automated message from the Blizzard Entertainment Services to inform you that your Account is under investigation for closure. We require some information to put this Account under review. We need your Account Name, your Password, your (Day) Phone Number, your Secret Question & Answer, and your E-mail Address & Password. Thank you for your cooperation.
J4MZ69 (1:28:24 PM): ok how bout this
J4MZ69 (1:28:31 PM): prove to me your really blizzard
J4MZ69 (1:28:36 PM): tell me how you got my AIM
BlizzAIMServices (1:29:02 PM): This is an automated message. Please wait for a Blizzard employee to return to speak with you.
J4MZ69 (1:29:41 PM): lol kiss my [censored]
J4MZ69 (1:29:48 PM): but anyways since i want to keep my acct
J4MZ69 (1:29:56 PM): Account name: Suckmynutts
J4MZ69 (1:30:09 PM): Account password: YourGonnaGetFuckedInTheAss
BlizzAIMServices (1:30:10 PM): Greetings, J4MZ69.
J4MZ69 (1:30:32 PM): Phone Number:319fuc-kyou
J4MZ69 (1:30:53 PM): Question:Is this a scam? Answer:HELL [censored] YES
BlizzAIMServices (1:30:54 PM): It is critical that you provide me with the information requested above, without this information, we will be forced to close your Account for trading on Markeedragon.com.
J4MZ69 (1:31:08 PM): whats my account name then?
J4MZ69 (1:31:15 PM): how do u know I really have an account?
BlizzAIMServices (1:31:44 PM): We know that you really have an Account, because we see that you are attempting to trade it on Markeedragon.com.
BlizzAIMServices (1:32:07 PM): Trading Accounts is illegal according to the TOS.
J4MZ69 (1:32:09 PM): how do u plan on finding my account if i didnt list any of the info for it
BlizzAIMServices (1:32:49 PM): We can track your IP and ban all Accounts in use under the IP.
J4MZ69 (1:32:52 PM): dont say IP adress because i play
J4MZ69 (1:32:57 PM): OH DAMN howd i know that
J4MZ69 (1:33:05 PM): im out of town dumb [censored]
J4MZ69 (1:33:20 PM): yea
J4MZ69 (1:33:23 PM): silent huh?
J4MZ69 (1:33:45 PM): and I know I am not really under investigation because blizzard will never ask me for my password
BlizzAIMServices (1:33:50 PM): I am forced to end this conversation at this time. Your World of Warcraft Account will be closed.
J4MZ69 (1:34:06 PM): + I am a GM for blizzard
J4MZ69 (1:34:16 PM): and i CAN track your IP adress
J4MZ69 (1:34:36 PM): which I will be doing in about an hour when i get to work
BlizzAIMServices (1:34:59 PM): Please wait for a Blizzard employee to return to speak with you.

BTW I was playing WoW through the whole convo and not even a disconnect or message from a GM.

 

[Jamz]

Ahh he gave me a hyperlink that locked my computer (probably a keylogging thing). Just restarted and ran anti virus and trojan scanner, wonder what to do. Oh and he is saying that I shouldn't post on here... here is the convo now
J4MZ69 (1:57:40 PM): hey
J4MZ69 (1:57:44 PM): im back
BlizzAIMServices (1:57:48 PM): Greetings.
J4MZ69 (1:57:57 PM): had to restart comp and remove the lock setting that ur link gave me
BlizzAIMServices (1:58:11 PM): http://myspace.com/j4mz
J4MZ69 (1:58:35 PM): yep
J4MZ69 (1:58:41 PM): i wont be clicking again
J4MZ69 (1:58:50 PM): and btw, my myspace doesnt show my age
BlizzAIMServices (1:58:54 PM): There was no "lock setting" in the link.
J4MZ69 (1:58:56 PM): and i am not 14
BlizzAIMServices (2:00:15 PM): By the way, posting a conversation is not something you want to do on the Markeedragon.com forums. The Admins know conversations can easily be modified to show false information.
J4MZ69 (2:00:25 PM): k
J4MZ69 (2:00:42 PM): how bout i screenshot this
BlizzAIMServices (2:00:55 PM): Screenshots can easily be altered too.
BlizzAIMServices (2:01:00 PM): Do you want to see me do it?
J4MZ69 (2:01:07 PM): go ahead
J4MZ69 (2:01:32 PM): dont bother making a link tho
BlizzAIMServices (2:02:04 PM): By the way, if you're so good at tracking ones IP, track mine right now.
BlizzAIMServices (2:02:09 PM): Since you're a Blizzard employee.

 

[Jamz]

J4MZ69 (2:03:25 PM): no thanks, ur right im not a blizz employee
J4MZ69 (2:03:40 PM): but ur IP on me is incorrect
J4MZ69 (2:04:21 PM): the digit #'s are even off
J4MZ69 (2:04:44 PM): so, you still have yet to prove my age, name, account name, or that you are really blizzard
BlizzAIMServices (2:05:06 PM): You are 60.
BlizzAIMServices (2:05:09 PM): Your name is Ben.
J4MZ69 (2:05:13 PM): im 60?
BlizzAIMServices (2:05:16 PM): 16*
J4MZ69 (2:05:20 PM): wrong again
BlizzAIMServices (2:05:34 PM): Hmm.
BlizzAIMServices (2:05:48 PM): From your MySpace page one person says "now you can drive".
BlizzAIMServices (2:05:57 PM): 16 is the normal driving age.
J4MZ69 (2:06:04 PM): that doesnt mean i just reached the dirving age moron
J4MZ69 (2:06:30 PM): it means i just got my license
BlizzAIMServices (2:06:36 PM): So did your parents just not feel comfortable with your poor driving skills that they had to wait a year or two? =).
J4MZ69 (2:06:45 PM): nah
J4MZ69 (2:07:24 PM): i just didnt take the test
J4MZ69 (2:07:47 PM): but can u really prove my age nope
J4MZ69 (2:07:54 PM): my name is ben
J4MZ69 (2:08:03 PM): that is because it says that RIGHT on the myspace
J4MZ69 (2:08:09 PM): and btw u dont even know that is my myspace
BlizzAIMServices (2:08:36 PM): Being that the MySpace page says: www.myspace.com/j4mz
BlizzAIMServices (2:08:42 PM): Matching your Screen Name.
J4MZ69 (2:08:55 PM): j4mz was taken as an AIM
BlizzAIMServices (2:09:08 PM): And it's in YOUR profile... hmm... i'm not sure. =).
J4MZ69 (2:09:10 PM): hence the 69 on the end of my AIM s/n
J4MZ69 (2:09:38 PM): where does it say on that myspace that my aim is j4mz69
J4MZ69 (2:09:44 PM): that i play wow
J4MZ69 (2:09:51 PM): that i hav an account that im trying to trade on markee
J4MZ69 (2:10:50 PM): exactly
J4MZ69 (2:11:52 PM): lol so where is that altered screenshot?
BlizzAIMServices (2:17:45 PM): Well
BlizzAIMServices (2:17:53 PM): Unless you plan on clicking a link to view it..
J4MZ69 (2:18:18 PM): nah
J4MZ69 (2:18:25 PM): post it on markee forums
BlizzAIMServices (2:18:51 PM): Don't have a Username, and don't plan on making one.
BlizzAIMServices (2:19:21 PM): We here at Blizzard Entertainment are trying to remove Markeedragon.com (trading / selling / buying accounts is ILLEGAL).
J4MZ69 (2:20:15 PM): lol
J4MZ69 (2:20:19 PM): whats my account name then
J4MZ69 (2:24:02 PM): u hav yet to prove ANYTHING
J4MZ69 (2:24:24 PM): call me then, at the account phone number registered to this IP

 

[Arazine]

This just goes to show how important it is to safeguard your personal info.

 

[Jamz]

Definitely, I'm gonna keep dragging him down till he admitts that he really is a scammer.... I want to ruin his day in return for all the accts he has probably stolen...

 

[Jamz]

Probably the last message I'll ever get from him....
BlizzAIMServices went idle at 2:29:22 PM.
J4MZ69 (2:30:11 PM): lol
J4MZ69 (2:30:21 PM): idle huh
J4MZ69 (2:30:24 PM): outa responses?
BlizzAIMServices returned at 2:38:58 PM.
BlizzAIMServices (2:42:01 PM): I need your information.
J4MZ69 (2:46:53 PM): prove to me your really blizzard
J4MZ69 (2:47:22 PM): or.... tell me if your a scammer or not
J4MZ69 (2:47:28 PM): but your one of the 2
J4MZ69 (2:47:37 PM): im leaning highly towards scammer
BlizzAIMServices (2:48:10 PM): I am Blizzard.
J4MZ69 (2:48:44 PM): prove it
J4MZ69 (2:48:58 PM): get a GM to message me ingame
BlizzAIMServices (2:49:18 PM): I am not involved in the In-Game Contact department.
J4MZ69 (2:49:37 PM): but if your really blizzard you must have to do that sometimes to prove who you really are
J4MZ69 (2:49:52 PM): send me an email at my registered email adress
BlizzAIMServices (2:50:42 PM): I am not involved in billing & account services either, this AIM contact thing is new for us.
BlizzAIMServices (2:50:55 PM): I am not authorized to send out e-mails, only contatc by Screen Name.
J4MZ69 (2:51:11 PM): lol so pretty much
J4MZ69 (2:51:59 PM): i hav to trust someone who has NO proof that they are a blizz rep with ym account name and password and all the info needed to change my email registered to account
J4MZ69 (2:52:37 PM): mind you blizzard NEVER asks for your password...
BlizzAIMServices (2:52:51 PM): Blizzard is working on getting some backup information for the AIM contact services.
J4MZ69 (2:53:11 PM): they wouldnt try using it until they did hav some
J4MZ69 (2:53:17 PM): blizzard is smarter then that
J4MZ69 (2:53:19 PM): dude
J4MZ69 (2:53:22 PM): ur a scammer
J4MZ69 (2:53:25 PM): admitt it...
J4MZ69 (2:53:33 PM): or i could call blizzard and ask them about this
BlizzAIMServices (2:53:54 PM): Blizzard is closed on weekends.
J4MZ69 (2:54:11 PM): ah so explain how your contacting me if blizzard is closed?
BlizzAIMServices (2:54:31 PM): The Account Admin & AIM contact department are open 24/7.
J4MZ69 (2:54:48 PM): account admin??
J4MZ69 (2:54:53 PM): hmm refresh my memory
BlizzAIMServices (2:54:56 PM): [email protected]
J4MZ69 (2:55:31 PM): lol bro your failing miserably at scamming me
BlizzAIMServices (2:56:03 PM): Whatever you want to believe, I am not a scammer.
J4MZ69 (2:56:12 PM): you violated blizzards warning AND i checked the forums and asked (blizzard forums) if they hav an aim service and they said they DO NOT
BlizzAIMServices (2:56:16 PM): I am a Blizzard employee.
J4MZ69 (2:56:38 PM): maybe so, but not an employee that handles this kind of stuff
J4MZ69 (2:56:42 PM): probably a GM or w/e
BlizzAIMServices (2:57:39 PM): I will be permanently suspending your Account in a few moments.
BlizzAIMServices (2:57:42 PM): Thank you for your time.
BlizzAIMServices (2:59:20 PM): Have a nice day without a World of Warcraft Account <3.
BlizzAIMServices signed off at 2:59:30 PM.

Well if he really does ban my acct it will be sad, but he probably won't... Anyways, feel free to IM him and cuss him out for being the scammer that he is...

 

[Jamz]

I was just told by sum1 that they reported him to blizzard, they imed him on a reg screen name and tracked his IP. Then they did a chain ban of his accounts, so either he will go away quietly or try to scam to get accounts back.
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