I WIN!!! I get the renter to use the chinese cuss macro. FUNNY.

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I got the account renter to use his special cuss macro about all my relatives. I challenge you to try to get the macro. No mortal has been able to get it before.

wownicholas (6:15:40 AM): Hi, I would like to rent your character. We offer gold, powerleveling, or money, in exchange for letting us farm on your level 60+ characters.
<ME> (6:17:12 AM): canyou pay anything up front?
wownicholas (6:17:40 AM): ur char's class?lvl?eu us?
<ME> (6:17:52 AM): 70 mage alliance pvp
<ME> (6:17:54 AM): us
wownicholas (6:18:13 AM): if up front,$1 up front
wownicholas (6:18:23 AM): then $11 in 7hrs
wownicholas (6:18:26 AM): daily
<ME> (6:18:27 AM): can you do $1.5
wownicholas (6:18:55 AM): why?just $0.5 more
<ME> (6:19:09 AM): ok, you drive a hard bargain. 1.35
wownicholas (6:19:21 AM): why not $1?
<ME> (6:19:32 AM): your breaking my balls. $1.25 last offer
wownicholas (6:20:15 AM): if we can pay u 41.25,what is then?
wownicholas (6:20:19 AM): $1.25
<ME> (6:20:35 AM): how much up front?
wownicholas (6:20:51 AM): $1,for us
<ME> (6:21:00 AM): i can do for $1.25 last
<ME> (6:21:16 AM): don't break my balls
wownicholas (6:21:20 AM): kk
<ME> (6:21:28 AM): i only have 2 balls
<ME> (6:21:33 AM): you break one and i am in shortage
wownicholas (6:21:44 AM): if u can get $1.25,what do u do then?
<ME> (6:22:11 AM): i will buy a happy meal at McD's
<ME> (6:22:29 AM): $1 dont get you a happy meal
<ME> (6:22:34 AM): $1 breaks your balls
wownicholas (6:22:37 AM): but our business?
<ME> (6:22:42 AM): yes, we will rent
wownicholas (6:23:09 AM): u seems so joking
wownicholas (6:23:19 AM): not serious at all
<ME> (6:23:21 AM): no, i want a happy meal
wownicholas (6:23:21 AM): ty
wownicholas (6:23:22 AM): cya
<ME> (6:23:23 AM): im hungry
<ME> (6:23:29 AM): man, your breaking my balls
<ME> (6:24:12 AM): now how will i get my happy meal
<ME> (6:24:58 AM): my mage is good gear
<ME> (6:26:16 AM): ok, even if you dont want to rent. can I borrow $1.25 for a happy meal
wownicholas (6:26:57 AM): armory link?
<ME> (6:27:11 AM): for the happy meal? i dont think they have an armory for it
<ME> (6:27:21 AM): but they are good
wownicholas (6:28:00 AM): ur mage's armory link?
<ME> (6:28:01 AM): especially those cherry pies
<ME> (6:28:35 AM): You agree for $1.25 up front?
<ME> (6:28:45 AM): because I need a happy meal, and $1 doesnt buy a happy meal
<ME> (6:28:49 AM): $1.00 breaks my balls
wownicholas (6:29:03 AM): u [censored]'S SON, damn ur family ,[censored] ur mom, i will [censored] her [censored] with ur dad and u violently,3cocks in a [censored],cool!!![censored] ur grandma!!!
wownicholas (6:29:06 AM): hahahahaaha
wownicholas (6:29:16 AM): die
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wowpally101 (6:37:29 AM): hi
wowpally101 (6:37:36 AM): can you use the cuss macro on me
wowpally101 (6:37:43 AM): please
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Everyone add wownicholas to your aim list and ask to see the cuss macro. Post the results here. Don't try to fake it, because I will ask what he says about the grandma, and if you can't answer it I know your faking it.

 

[Xtrader1406]

Do I win?

xMD1406x (8:53:36 PM): hello
wownicholas (8:53:44 PM): hi?
xMD1406x (8:53:58 PM): do u rent?
wownicholas (8:54:14 PM): yeah,how do u know/
xMD1406x (8:54:32 PM): i saw on the forums, will u rent my 70 maeg?
xMD1406x (8:54:46 PM): mage**
wownicholas (8:55:08 PM): hmm,k,eu us?
xMD1406x (8:55:13 PM): eu
xMD1406x (8:55:16 PM): k?
wownicholas (8:55:34 PM): oh, he has time now?
xMD1406x (8:55:40 PM): yea
xMD1406x (8:55:43 PM): lots
xMD1406x (8:55:49 PM): like 14 months
wownicholas (8:56:05 PM): k,do u want money or gold or powerleveling?
xMD1406x (8:56:50 PM): well, heres the problem, i don't want any of those. my grandma just bought me a cat, and i was wondering if you would be able to give me a payment in catfood instead of gold
xMD1406x (8:57:01 PM): or powerleveling
xMD1406x (8:57:02 PM): or money
xMD1406x (8:58:43 PM): i rly love my grandma
wownicholas (8:58:44 PM): hmm u know, we must pay u in 4days if we can begin our business now, cos our manager will be back from Seattle at that time.
wownicholas (8:58:55 PM): $40
xMD1406x (8:58:58 PM): pay me in cat food?
xMD1406x (8:59:00 PM): plz
wownicholas (8:59:09 PM): now?
wownicholas (8:59:12 PM): how much?
xMD1406x (8:59:12 PM): CAT FOOD!
xMD1406x (8:59:15 PM): Lots
xMD1406x (8:59:17 PM): Lots of cat food
xMD1406x (8:59:24 PM): like a truck full of cat food
xMD1406x (8:59:38 PM): K?
wownicholas (9:00:46 PM): when can u provide his info?
xMD1406x (9:00:54 PM): when do I get my cat food?
wownicholas (9:01:02 PM): in 4days
xMD1406x (9:01:11 PM): how much cat food?
wownicholas (9:01:12 PM): if we can begin our business now,
xMD1406x (9:01:36 PM): HOW MUCH CAT FOOD?
wownicholas (9:01:47 PM): a truck

xMD1406x (9:01:55 PM): a truck of cat food?
wownicholas (9:02:00 PM): yeah
xMD1406x (9:02:08 PM): ok, what flavor?
xMD1406x (9:02:17 PM): fish?
xMD1406x (9:02:18 PM): meat?
xMD1406x (9:02:21 PM): cherry?
wownicholas (9:02:25 PM): shrimp
xMD1406x (9:02:25 PM): blueberry?
xMD1406x (9:02:30 PM): Shrimp cat food?
wownicholas (9:02:34 PM): yesx
xMD1406x (9:03:07 PM): if i give u info now, can u give me 2 trucks of cat food? one truck of shrimp, and one of blueberry cat food?
wownicholas (9:03:26 PM): hmm,k,deal

xMD1406x (9:03:32 PM): k
xMD1406x (9:03:35 PM): heres info
xMD1406x (9:03:49 PM): Account name is [explicit]
wownicholas (9:03:53 PM): u [censored]'S SON, damn ur family ,[censored] ur mom, i will [censored] her [censored] with ur dad and u violently,3cocks in a [censored],cool!!![censored] ur grandma!!!

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[Xtrader1406]

Sweet! Double whammy!

wolfhbb (9:05:07 PM): hello, some accounts for rent?
xMD1406x (9:05:33 PM): maybe?
wolfhbb (9:05:44 PM): lol.why maybe?
xMD1406x (9:05:51 PM): maybe?
xMD1406x (9:06:00 PM): maybe maybe?
wolfhbb (9:06:01 PM): ???
xMD1406x (9:06:04 PM): maybe maybe maybe?
wolfhbb (9:06:18 PM): u [censored]'S SON, damn ur family ,[censored] ur mom, i will [censored] her [censored] with ur dad and u violently,3cocks in a [censored],cool!!![censored] ur grandma!!!
wolfhbb (9:06:21 PM): hahhaha
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[xipawaxi - Banned#]

I win. 1 sentance i got the I WIN macro

ipur3fknpawahi (8:50:29 PM): [censored] PEICE OF [censored] WORTHLESS GOD DAMN ASIAN PIECE OF [censored] IMA [censored] BEAT THE [censored] PISS OUT OF YOUR DOG YOU [censored] WORTHLESS CHINK EYED LITTLE MEXICAN IMPROTED PIECE OF [censored] GET BACK TO DOING MY WORK SLAVE [censored] YOU
wownicholas (8:50:41 PM): u [censored]'S SON, damn ur family ,[censored] ur mom, i will [censored] her [censored] with ur dad and u violently,3cocks in a [censored],cool!!![censored] ur grandma!!!
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[olympichero]

Chinese gold farmers. Man.

 

[jewheart420]

man i couldent get him to do it. i used my aim and a buddies and he still wouldent do it i was all nice and stuff then i jstu whent all rude on him lol and he still wouldnet do it o well. better luck next time.

Magicman2835 (11:15:43 PM): hello
wownicholas (11:15:57 PM): hey
Magicman2835 (11:16:59 PM): are you asian
wownicholas (11:17:33 PM): iam Singapore but now iam working in Delaware
wownicholas (11:18:38 PM): umm wht can i do for u ?
Magicman2835 (11:18:54 PM): i dont like asians
Magicman2835 (11:18:59 PM): i like asian [censored] though
wownicholas (11:19:07 PM): ....
wownicholas (11:19:16 PM): whts wrong with u?
Magicman2835 (11:19:23 PM): you
Magicman2835 (11:19:29 PM): [censored] asians
Magicman2835 (11:19:33 PM): i hate them
Magicman2835 (11:19:37 PM): [censored] [censored] [censored] [censored] [censored] them
wownicholas (11:19:44 PM): but tell me the reason ok?
wownicholas (11:19:56 PM): why do u hate them?
wownicholas (11:20:04 PM): most of them are kind
wownicholas (11:20:16 PM): i jsut hate Japanese
wownicholas (11:21:08 PM): ??
Magicman2835 (11:23:03 PM): [censored] off
Magicman2835 (11:23:07 PM): i dont want to rent to you
wownicholas (11:23:16 PM): why?
wownicholas (11:23:29 PM): why u hate asian so much?
wownicholas (11:23:54 PM): i dont know why u jsut say [censored] [censored] and [censored]
wownicholas (11:23:58 PM): gl have a good day
Magicman2835 (11:24:10 PM): [censored] off i killed our motehr
Magicman2835 (11:24:15 PM): and your brothere
wownicholas (11:24:29 PM): maybe i hurt u before?
Magicman2835 (11:24:42 PM): maybe
wownicholas (11:24:45 PM): ur so strange and rude
wownicholas (11:24:51 PM): i even dont know who u r
wownicholas (11:24:53 PM): [censored]
wownicholas (11:25:03 PM): iam so faithful
wownicholas (11:25:10 PM): but u jsut [censored] [censored] and [censored]
wownicholas (11:25:13 PM): r u a gay?
Magicman2835 (11:25:21 PM): no
Magicman2835 (11:25:24 PM): are you
wownicholas (11:25:29 PM): ofc not
wownicholas (11:25:38 PM): but u jsut say [censored] [censored] [censored] and [censored]
Magicman2835 (11:25:42 PM): why are you still talking to me
Magicman2835 (11:25:48 PM): i said [censored] off loser
wownicholas (11:26:04 PM): cas i wanna know the reason for ur [censored]
wownicholas (11:26:13 PM): u say hello to me first
wownicholas (11:26:20 PM): but now u jsut [censored] [censored] and [censored]
wownicholas (11:26:21 PM): [censored]
wownicholas (11:26:24 PM): r u mad?



and

bobzilla321 (10:18:10 PM): hi
bobzilla321 (10:18:12 PM): hi
wownicholas (10:18:19 PM): hey '
bobzilla321 (10:18:29 PM): my friends say you rent accounts
wownicholas (10:18:34 PM): yes
wownicholas (10:19:30 PM): u have one ?
bobzilla321 (10:19:35 PM): yes
bobzilla321 (10:19:38 PM): a 70 lock
bobzilla321 (10:19:40 PM): awsome gear
wownicholas (10:19:50 PM): us or eu?
bobzilla321 (10:19:55 PM): us
wownicholas (10:20:05 PM): do u have times on it?
bobzilla321 (10:20:11 PM): yes
wownicholas (10:20:39 PM): kk
wownicholas (10:20:48 PM): wth u wanna in return?
wownicholas (10:20:53 PM): cash or golds or free pl?
bobzilla321 (10:20:58 PM): hmm
wownicholas (10:21:07 PM): brb
wownicholas (10:22:08 PM): ok'
wownicholas (10:22:09 PM): back
wownicholas (10:22:27 PM): u there?
bobzilla321 (10:22:30 PM): yes
bobzilla321 (10:22:35 PM): im thinking what i want
wownicholas (10:22:38 PM): kk
bobzilla321 (10:22:39 PM): were do you live
wownicholas (10:22:45 PM): usa
wownicholas (10:22:52 PM): de
wownicholas (10:22:55 PM): DE
wownicholas (10:34:32 PM): so?
bobzilla321 (10:35:07 PM): i live in CHina
bobzilla321 (10:35:10 PM): and
wownicholas (10:35:36 PM): ahh?
wownicholas (10:35:40 PM): ni hao
wownicholas (10:35:44 PM): yes?
bobzilla321 (10:36:09 PM): maybe
bobzilla321 (10:36:12 PM): i want to rent
bobzilla321 (10:36:14 PM): to you
wownicholas (10:36:36 PM): where r u from?
bobzilla321 (10:36:49 PM): states
wownicholas (10:36:57 PM): cool
wownicholas (10:37:30 PM): u wht benefits u chose?
bobzilla321 (10:37:41 PM): idk i like prostitutes
bobzilla321 (10:38:12 PM): can you box up one of your cuzzians and send them to me
wownicholas (10:39:23 PM): cuzzian??
wownicholas (10:39:25 PM): wths mean>"
bobzilla321 (10:39:32 PM): your sister?

wownicholas (10:40:06 PM): my sister?
bobzilla321 (10:40:16 PM): yes your sister
wownicholas (10:40:27 PM): why?
wownicholas (10:40:44 PM): i jsut wanna rent ur acc
wownicholas (10:40:51 PM): but why my sister?
bobzilla321 (10:40:57 PM): i want to rent her
wownicholas (10:40:58 PM): does it matter?
wownicholas (10:41:19 PM): but i dont have any sister
wownicholas (10:41:23 PM): omg
wownicholas (10:42:56 PM): ??
wownicholas (10:43:02 PM): how about deal?
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[denver]

=( i think i failed....but i almost got him




Hollisterhardcor (4:52:22 PM): hey.
wownicholas (4:52:30 PM): sup
Hollisterhardcor (4:52:32 PM): nothing
Hollisterhardcor (4:52:43 PM): do you rent accounts?
wownicholas (4:52:46 PM): yes
Hollisterhardcor (4:52:48 PM): cool
Hollisterhardcor (4:52:55 PM): i have a 70 mage
wownicholas (4:53:05 PM): us or eu?
wownicholas (4:53:09 PM): do u have times on it?
Hollisterhardcor (4:53:15 PM): its in canada.
Hollisterhardcor (4:53:22 PM): and whats a times?
wownicholas (4:53:45 PM): i mean ur mage is us or eu
wownicholas (4:53:54 PM): and times mean gametime
Hollisterhardcor (4:54:16 PM): yeah its in canada. and i can play it right now i thnk i has like 12 months on it
wownicholas (4:54:41 PM): so u ahve a 70 us mage?
Hollisterhardcor (4:54:43 PM): but we're about to go into black temple next week and i need the gold to farm pots
Hollisterhardcor (4:54:47 PM): yeah i think its us
Hollisterhardcor (4:54:54 PM): horde troll
wownicholas (4:55:15 PM): ok u jsut need golds?
Hollisterhardcor (4:55:29 PM): well yeah but can you only pay in copper?
Hollisterhardcor (4:55:40 PM): i like opening mail
wownicholas (4:55:51 PM): ok
Hollisterhardcor (4:55:54 PM): and the chinky sound
Hollisterhardcor (4:56:00 PM): it plays
Hollisterhardcor (4:56:00 PM): when
Hollisterhardcor (4:56:01 PM): you
Hollisterhardcor (4:56:03 PM): deposit it
Hollisterhardcor (4:56:04 PM): into
Hollisterhardcor (4:56:05 PM): your bags
Hollisterhardcor (4:56:09 PM): clink clink clink
Hollisterhardcor (4:56:13 PM): chink chink chink
wownicholas (4:56:22 PM): ?
wownicholas (4:56:26 PM): whts ur mean?
Hollisterhardcor (4:56:32 PM): its the noise it makes
Hollisterhardcor (4:56:41 PM): say this out loud and see if it sounds like it.
Hollisterhardcor (4:56:48 PM): i ham sofa king stoop head
wownicholas (4:57:06 PM): kk
Hollisterhardcor (4:57:55 PM): sorry i had to go afk
Hollisterhardcor (4:58:22 PM): my grandma just came home with a cow...
Hollisterhardcor (4:58:27 PM): its angus
Hollisterhardcor (4:58:32 PM): im so happy
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Hollisterhardcor (4:59:00 PM): ok, but i like the burgers that come from the angus
Hollisterhardcor (4:59:07 PM): so will you rent me?
Hollisterhardcor (4:59:12 PM): rent me hard?
wownicholas (4:59:20 PM): ?
wownicholas (4:59:22 PM): rnet mage
wownicholas (4:59:25 PM): rent
Hollisterhardcor (4:59:29 PM): yeah...but hard
Hollisterhardcor (4:59:57 PM): PLEASE?!
wownicholas (4:59:58 PM): ??
Hollisterhardcor (5:00:09 PM): !
Hollisterhardcor (5:00:18 PM): wow ok
Hollisterhardcor (5:00:36 PM): rent my mage?
wownicholas (5:00:40 PM): yes
Hollisterhardcor (5:00:43 PM): ok.
wownicholas (5:01:10 PM): so if u can rent we can give u 5k per week
Hollisterhardcor (5:01:21 PM): 5k what?
wownicholas (5:01:32 PM): 5k golds
Hollisterhardcor (5:01:37 PM): ...gold is stupid
Hollisterhardcor (5:01:44 PM): can you pay me in ketchup for my burgers?
Hollisterhardcor (5:01:50 PM): grandma is slaughtering the cow right now.
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[PuNk3D]

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