So patient, I thought it was a trap! (It wasn't)

ngl, I was dragging my feet on this one. You know, busy schedule... fighting bad guys, breaking the fourth wall, trying to figure out if pineapple belongs on pizza (it does, fight me and lose).

This seller was so ridiculously patient I got suspicious. Like, is anyone really this cool? Turns out… yeah! They are! Waited for me to get my act together and the whole thing went off without a hitch. I got a shiny new account and they got… five stars!

To the you who’s reading this, shut up and give this person your money. They've earned it by dealing with... well, me.