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On a cold dark night, contemplating abandonment of my world of warcraft account, out of the distance a sheer blue light transformed the air into light!

who could it have been?

Who i ask you?

It was other than none FUTTBUCKBILL! he swoorned down the stairs from heaven and sat me on his lap

"dont give up hope" he said

I looked at his starry eyes, glistening in the moonlight, and my heart filled with hope. I got a funny feeling... "down there"

FUTTBUCKBILL emraced me in his arms, the sun shining all around us as he whispered the info to a new account.

an account worthy only of jesus himself, may he rest in piece.

As the moonlight grew brighter, a tidal wave crashed around us, and i saw my demise approaching!!

"FEAR NOT!!!!" he yelled

my mouth flopped open as he flew us up into the air, using his angle wings to propell us further and further into the gates of heven.

We landed, god came down, a smile on his face.

quickly we bowed down,

heads on the floor

everybody walked the dinosoar